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I'm going to do it, soon.

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Yeah, story of my life. It's too late for that now, too late for a lot of things.
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I was trying to google "toys for adults", and I typed in "adult toys" in the search bar. Then I realized what I had searched for, and I have no idea how to phrase the search properly. I just want interestingly designed plastic/wood/metal things that serve no purpose other than to momentarily entertain oneself and be appreciated for their aesthetic value. Now while typing this I realize "toys for adults" sounds an awful lot like a nice lamp.

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^^Executive toys?

 

My fwp problem is I've once again managed to accidentally hit that (imo) stupid & pointless 'Mark Everything As Read' button and now don't know which threads I have and haven't read until new posts appear.

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I was trying to google "toys for adults", and I typed in "adult toys" in the search bar. Then I realized what I had searched for, and I have no idea how to phrase the search properly. I just want interestingly designed plastic/wood/metal things that serve no purpose other than to momentarily entertain oneself and be appreciated for their aesthetic value. Now while typing this I realize "toys for adults" sounds an awful lot like a nice lamp.

 

Lego Architecture is your friend:

 

5_21005_fallingwater_box_side.jpegIncludes bonus IDM points

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I was trying to google "toys for adults", and I typed in "adult toys" in the search bar. Then I realized what I had searched for, and I have no idea how to phrase the search properly. I just want interestingly designed plastic/wood/metal things that serve no purpose other than to momentarily entertain oneself and be appreciated for their aesthetic value. Now while typing this I realize "toys for adults" sounds an awful lot like a nice lamp.

 

http://www.coolhunting.com/giftguide/

 

+1 for lego architecture

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Guest Atom Dowry Firth

My NAS dun fuck up on me. Some terrabytes of film and music lost. Fuck me. Thankfully I didn't make backups... I'm going to do it, soon.

 

Dude that sucks :sad:

 

Build time machine, make backups, fix everything.

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The eggs I made were too perfect. Every other egg I attempt to cook will seem like an utter failure, and I will be doomed to an empty life of misery and depression for the rest of my days.

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i drove through a puddle and splashed someone. my guilt is enormous.

 

 

Over here, if you swerve out of the way of a puddle when someone is on the pavement during your driving test you fail. Pretend you were on your test.

 

 

Then do it again.

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i lost my job and now i'm getting stoned smoking free weed and watching dragon ball gt.. feels like the best thing that's ever happened to me but i know the full reality of the situation will hit me

 

hmm and i just realised that maybe i chose to watch dragon ball gt because i want to be a kid again.. (not because it's a childrens cartoon but cuz goku turns in to a kid,ye?)

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i drove through a puddle and splashed someone. my guilt is enormous.

One time I executed a window wiper wash too close to a sidewalk and doused some poor old lady with wiper fluid and she looked kind of bemused for half of a second and then started kind of clawing at her eyes and I think I totally ruined her day and what if she only had a few days left anyway and also what the fuck is in that fluid?

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Driving through town a few nights ago, I happened to spot someone walking along the street wearing one of the newer Boards of Canada shirts. I was so surprised to see this that I initially felt compelled to acknowledge it somehow, but by the time I'd decided to do something (a swift honk of the car horn? Hmmm, better not - it's about 11pm and I'm considering folks who are sleeping nearby) it was too late... the moment had passed.

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Or shout at the top of my lungs:

 

 

"THE PREPARATION FOR A DIVE IS ALWAYS A TENSE TIME!!!" :boc:

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