luke viia Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 jefferoo. the desert. red rocks. in the night. do it. We were out there, but at some fancy mansion. The bride's brother is super wealthy and has a gym... a game room with 3 huge flat screen TVs, a humidor and 3 Eames chairs... a life-sized chess board... and a large, metal dragon sculpture that breathes real fireballs every 5 minutes (there are also outdoor speakers all over the property that make a dragon roar when it happens). I wish I was joking. Apparently, his neighbor is Mike Tyson. bad. ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 going with my ex(?) to a friend of her's for an awkward dinner, and then i'm bringing her to my friend's place for her to have an awkward rest of the evening. baller I'm in Montreal, just visited with my sister, waiting to meet up w friends and wander looking for excitement and cold. I think for sure we will find at least one of those things. WORD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrx Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 I was planning on going out, but I caught a fever and had to cancel my plans. I spent most of the day watching old Chris Elliott bits from the letterman show and alternative cable channels bits from the conan o'brien show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 FRED MCGRIFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iep Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 FRED MCGRIFF i was watching/recording some of the sounds with my neighbour who had some contraband belgian stuff, quite loud. buncha punks asked me sir, sir? i was like, i'm a postman, destroy everything but mailboxes. nigga pls... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Person90 Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 i will likely be listening to a record, and having people on my mind that i shouldn't be thinking about. Wow, I've done that earlier in the week,except I actually went and took it further and made a bad situation even worse. So, tonight, I'm heading out with a friend to a bar, and the drinks will flow, and maybe I'll get away from my issues for awhile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 I live down the street from a high school. Earlier this morning while I was walking to the local market, I passed the highschool and there were these two girls playing basketball, presumably some sort of dribble-free take turns trying to make a layup version of one-on-one. but they were smoking hot, totally surreal jailbait, rocking pigtails, knee high socks, tiny skirts, wearing tank tops with boobs flopping around everywhere. ridiculous. i asked if they needed a ref and they said no thanks. so i kept walking. then they said "hey mister, do you think you could buy us some beer?" I told them that it would be illegal. "like duh," they said, or some similar vapid shit. i dont know what the kids say these days, they might have even texted it to me or posted it on the twitters. afraid of looking like the square middle-aged dude that I am, I acquiesced, and so we went walking 5 blocks down to the neighborhood liquor store. close up, these girls were even hotter than i had originally thought. anyway, long story short, I buy them beer, get arrested, end up in jail, and then this extremely bitchy chick cop with slutty platinum blond hair books me. total bitch. she closes the jail cell behind both of us, and then forces me to fellate her old school billy club while my apparent new cellmate, this dime a dozen tats-n-earrings shithead, starts whacking off and saying absolutely preposterous things like "i'm gonna cum on your dick." brazzers.com. tonight. new year's eve. in a sock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 I live down the street from a high school. Earlier this morning while I was walking to the local market, I passed the highschool and there were these two girls playing basketball, presumably some sort of dribble-free take turns trying to make a layup version of one-on-one. but they were smoking hot, totally surreal jailbait, rocking pigtails, knee high socks, tiny skirts, wearing tank tops with boobs flopping around everywhere. ridiculous. i asked if they needed a ref and they said no thanks. so i kept walking. then they said "hey mister, do you think you could buy us some beer?" I told them that it would be illegal. "like duh," they said, or some similar vapid shit. i dont know what the kids say these days, they might have even texted it to me or posted it on the twitters. afraid of looking like the square middle-aged dude that I am, I acquiesced, and so we went walking 5 blocks down to the neighborhood liquor store. close up, these girls were even hotter than i had originally thought. anyway, long story short, I buy them beer, get arrested, end up in jail, and then this extremely bitchy chick cop with slutty platinum blond hair books me. total bitch. she closes the jail cell behind both of us, and then forces me to fellate her old school billy club while my apparent new cellmate, this dime a dozen tats-n-earrings shithead, starts whacking off and saying absolutely preposterous things like "i'm gonna cum on your dick." brazzers.com. tonight. new year's eve. in a sock. OH YEEEEAHHHHHH!.. HA HA HA! OH, YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 i'm eating jam on toast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 gr8 contribution, Fred Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chim Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 really drunk. hope y'all are well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 i was all set to do nothing tonight but then my brother paid me in cheap booze for doing a few things for him so now i am doing nothing while drunk whooooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fondles the cat Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 only person online on my facebook rockin' it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caretstik Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 I woke up a few hours ago and am now rocking 'Hello Everything'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloud capture Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 we're in the future Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted January 1, 2012 Author Share Posted January 1, 2012 we're in the future you can only capture the future by living in the past while carrying a present Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloud capture Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 that sir is a riddle only santa claus can unravel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted January 1, 2012 Author Share Posted January 1, 2012 this one night, it was a real quiet night in December. some might say it. it. it 'twas a silent night. mcgriff was promising excursions to a cheesecake factory. I couldn't believe it because he was driving, he was driving fast and turned to me, he turned to me in a 1993 ford escort. I knew it was a ford escort because it had brand new tinted rain guards on it. the new hundais had automatic seatbelts at this time. but I was smoking a Winston 100, and when he looked at me to talk, his hands left the wheel, but the car kept going straight. Alice in chains was now on the radio and he said he wanted to get next to me and learn my philosophy but I had to tell him that Gary busey's teeth were a real thing and that no one should be ashamed to live in the shadow of a conquered double down. he was looking California but it was it almost as though he was feeling minnesota. I was mystified. but I digress, I was outshined, but this guy, this fucking guy, he was all about these new bk fries. he said, "they are thicker" and "they are longer" everything he said had a double entendre. I was wondering now, am I gay? I know I'm not but I'm with mcgriff now and he is slow motion posing on the hood of what is now a 1989 black monte carlo with t-tops, and I wanted to blast a tree trunk sized rail off his oakley's. they were the kind that didn't have a nose piece. the ones thAt matched Reese's silver velcro strapped nikes in terminator one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 New Years is about 6 minutes away... and I'm going to bed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 silly fire work show in seattle didn't have a countdown ... i don't know if i'm in 2012 or not... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 this one night, it was a real quiet night in December. some might say it. it. it 'twas a silent night. mcgriff was promising excursions to a cheesecake factory. I couldn't believe it because he was driving, he was driving fast and turned to me, he turned to me in a 1993 ford escort. I knew it was a ford escort because it had brand new tinted rain guards on it. the new hundais had automatic seatbelts at this time. but I was smoking a Winston 100, and when he looked at me to talk, his hands left the wheel, but the car kept going straight. Alice in chains was now on the radio and he said he wanted to get next to me and learn my philosophy but I had to tell him that Gary busey's teeth were a real thing and that no one should be ashamed to live in the shadow of a conquered double down. he was looking California but it was it almost as though he was feeling minnesota. I was mystified. but I digress, I was outshined, but this guy, this fucking guy, he was all about these new bk fries. he said, "they are thicker" and "they are longer" everything he said had a double entendre. I was wondering now, am I gay? I know I'm not but I'm with mcgriff now and he is slow motion posing on the hood of what is now a 1989 black monte carlo with t-tops, and I wanted to blast a tree trunk sized rail off his oakley's. they were the kind that didn't have a nose piece. the ones thAt matched Reese's silver velcro strapped nikes in terminator one. fuckin a, exact same thing happened to me too when I smoked salvia last. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted January 1, 2012 Author Share Posted January 1, 2012 when i drink gin, i get a lot of salvia on my tongue, and sometimes it drips down onto my overalls and it festers and dances on my my two typing chicken peking fingers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 come on barbie let's go party Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted January 1, 2012 Author Share Posted January 1, 2012 i will likely be listening to a record, and having people on my mind that i shouldn't be thinking about. you are not over that yet holmes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted January 1, 2012 Share Posted January 1, 2012 I had a nice and cosy New Year's Eve. I made fresh spring rolls for a great friend of mine and his girlfriend. It was very chilled. Then we watched Final Destination 5 and just as it was done we entered the new year. My kind of new year's eve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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