kaini Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 the directors of the james bond movies have an unspoken agreement where every movie title is an anagram of a perverted sexual act. they have wagers to see who can come up with the most fucked-up anagram. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 you can use jello as an egg substitute for baking. just coat the jello with salt and wrap in cheesecloth to 'sweat' out the sugar, and in ten minutes you have a homemade egg substitute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Oprah is secretly a scientologist and plans to implement a new world religious movement/complete societal make over that involves mental imprisonment, only one channel on tv: OWN, and making the internet illegal to use unless you are a scientologist. You will be able to log on via retinal scans. CCTV is already in all of our homes. Tom Cruise will become the world ambassador. Oprah will of course become queen of the Solar System. We have made contact with being from other worlds/dimensions, and they will destroy all nonbelievers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 All hot girls like Autechre, most of them just pretend to have no idea what it is because intellect is perceived as unattractive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 My real name isn't even Stephen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Ooze Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 If you build it... He will come...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 I once had a super clean break that left shit stains in the toilet bowl for weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted May 22, 2012 Author Share Posted May 22, 2012 coke and pepsi are actually made by the same company and are the same thing. they conceal this through an elaborate series of holding companies and subliminal messaging in their advertising. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ruiagnelo Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 I was originally introduced to aphex and autechre by a girl. a hot one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted May 22, 2012 Author Share Posted May 22, 2012 Oprah is secretly a scientologist and plans to implement a new world religious movement/complete societal make over that involves mental imprisonment, only one channel on tv: OWN, and making the internet illegal to use unless you are a scientologist. You will be able to log on via retinal scans. CCTV is already in all of our homes. Tom Cruise will become the world ambassador. Oprah will of course become queen of the Solar System. We have made contact with being from other worlds/dimensions, and they will destroy all nonbelievers. i said FAKE facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptowen Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 If you play every Merzbow album at once it's actually an unreleased symphony by Bach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Grapes were invented in Ireland in 1983 by Sir Ian Grapes as a cheaper starting material for wine. Previously wine was made by passing crow's milk through a special haunted mineshaft located in Leicestershire, England. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Oprah is secretly a scientologist and plans to implement a new world religious movement/complete societal make over that involves mental imprisonment, only one channel on tv: OWN, and making the internet illegal to use unless you are a scientologist. You will be able to log on via retinal scans. CCTV is already in all of our homes. Tom Cruise will become the world ambassador. Oprah will of course become queen of the Solar System. We have made contact with being from other worlds/dimensions, and they will destroy all nonbelievers. i said FAKE facts. lol some great ones in here, Jello eggs yay! Daniel Day Lewis got his acting start on an Irish Soap Opera. Sponsored by Irish Spring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 G.R.R. Martin is Tolkien's great nephew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptowen Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Jandek is actually an ongoing experiment involving a parrot & a bear that plays guitar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted May 22, 2012 Author Share Posted May 22, 2012 Grapes were invented in Ireland in 1983 by Sir Ian Grapes as a cheaper starting material for wine. Previously wine was made by passing crow's milk through a special haunted mineshaft located in Leicestershire, England. not only is this true, but Sir Grapes' nephew invented the word 'whine' through a very complicated and long-running pun he started in 1987. before then, the word 'whine' meant a device for making small holes in wood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Root5 Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 We live in a democratic society. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 nice one. The earth is hollow. Filled with a giant tentacle monster, from which Lovecraft based his myths on. It controls our minds via porn, adverts and politics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kokeboka Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 you CAN simply walk into Mordor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted May 22, 2012 Author Share Posted May 22, 2012 potatoes are actually related to the pineapple, and arrived at their current form through an intensive breeding process by native americans. two tribes had a bet to create the least visually appealing form of pineapple, and the losing tribe had to concede their land to the winner. we now know this area as eugene, oregon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Everything ever said on the internet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted May 22, 2012 Author Share Posted May 22, 2012 if you boil honey then dry it, it turns into that crusty stuff you get in the corners of your eyes in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kokeboka Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Suicide is painless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Steel knives are actually not sharp enough to cut anything directly. Rather they resonate at the same frequency as nitrogen atoms in the air, sharpening these molecules which then in turn are able to cut. This has been shown using x-rays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 The Open University is shut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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