At a Saks Fifth Avenue store, Winona Ryder examines four distinct blouses, five distinct dresses, and two distinct handbags.

[Guest No Don't :(]

How many different combinations of items can she shoplift if she takes exactly one blouse, two dresses, and a handbag?

[mcbpete]

80

[sergeantk]

80

 

yes I got 80 as well

[Dragon]

No Dont,

 

My advice is that you go to see your local law enforcement and tell him the specifics. There are a number of things that could be going on here which are not life-threatening but could be easily prevented by the right conviction/prosecution (shoplifting is considered a misdemeanour for example).

 

I'm not sure of the time-line of all this but if you stopped taking the handbags BEFORE the paranoid feelings/obsessions with women's clothing then there's a great chance that what you're experiencing is an ownership complex. If they started happening BEFORE then you may have a secondary issue that needs to be resolved OR the shoplifting is too much or too little.

 

If you're dealing with recurring spending sprees I suggest you see a doc as soon as you can because there are certain concepts you need to learn so that you can deal with these urges PROPERLY before too many silly cognitions (cravings, thrill seeking, assumptions, etc) get reinforced.

[YO303]

I don't know OP, she'll probably get arrested after grabbing the first item.

[Salvatorin]

not with this face she won't

[YO303]

Isn't she banned from that store?

 

The correct answer is 0.

[mcbpete]

If it is 0 then the original poster has cocked up the wording of the setup.

[YO303]

First of all she is banned from that store and second of all she doesn't steal anymore, she went to therapy and is now a recover shoplifter.

 

The OP is rotten, you should have chosen someone else.

[BobDobalina]

80

 

yes I got 80 as well

 

Ja, 80.

 

Brings back memories of Fred's monte hall problem thread, where behind one door is a complete mint analord binder set and behind the other two are Mira Calix CDrs burned from 64k wmas with poop on them. Good times.

[Dan C]

She already stole my heart.

 

*SWOON*

[Guest Franklin]

No Dont,

 

My advice is that you go to see your local law enforcement and tell him the specifics. There are a number of things that could be going on here which are not life-threatening but could be easily prevented by the right conviction/prosecution (shoplifting is considered a misdemeanour for example).

 

I'm not sure of the time-line of all this but if you stopped taking the handbags BEFORE the paranoid feelings/obsessions with women's clothing then there's a great chance that what you're experiencing is an ownership complex. If they started happening BEFORE then you may have a secondary issue that needs to be resolved OR the shoplifting is too much or too little.

 

If you're dealing with recurring spending sprees I suggest you see a doc as soon as you can because there are certain concepts you need to learn so that you can deal with these urges PROPERLY before too many silly cognitions (cravings, thrill seeking, assumptions, etc) get reinforced.

 

err... this is like post-theft:)

[baph]

She picked a pretty shitty day for it

 

[BCM]

lol

[Dragon]

No Dont,

 

My advice is that you go to see your local law enforcement and tell him the specifics. There are a number of things that could be going on here which are not life-threatening but could be easily prevented by the right conviction/prosecution (shoplifting is considered a misdemeanour for example).

 

I'm not sure of the time-line of all this but if you stopped taking the handbags BEFORE the paranoid feelings/obsessions with women's clothing then there's a great chance that what you're experiencing is an ownership complex. If they started happening BEFORE then you may have a secondary issue that needs to be resolved OR the shoplifting is too much or too little.

 

If you're dealing with recurring spending sprees I suggest you see a doc as soon as you can because there are certain concepts you need to learn so that you can deal with these urges PROPERLY before too many silly cognitions (cravings, thrill seeking, assumptions, etc) get reinforced.

 

err... this is like post-theft:)

 

Maybe some day we can use this post in a serious thread...

[Guest Franklin]

haha. I read it like 4 times before it hit me that it was a reconfigured post. I was stunned thinking man this is so familiar for some reason.

 

it was a serious thread though ;/

[Dragon]

haha. I read it like 4 times before it hit me that it was a reconfigured post. I was stunned thinking man this is so familiar for some reason.

 

it was a serious thread though ;/

 

Hasn't been confirmed several times that YO303 = Boxing Day? I mean it's pretty obvious.

[Guest Franklin]

well that could be true I guess.

[AJW]

well she can come round and rummage through my undies any day

[Salvatorin]

lol she'd be a real kook to do that

[Braintree]

80

 

yes I got 80 as well

 

Ja, 80.

 

Brings back memories of Fred's monte hall problem thread, where behind one door is a complete mint analord binder set and behind the other two are Mira Calix CDrs burned from 64k wmas with poop on them. Good times.

 

That is hilarious.