lumpenprol Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 anyone watching this? I don't have a link to the opening monologue but I lolled a few times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
logakght Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 tight, I liked this one: "It's like a church but with more prayers", lel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Did anyone caught the joke the host made about George Clooney having sex with the little girl from souther wild beats of new orleans or whatever that movie is called. I'm not watching it but i saw the first 15 minutes or something and i swear i heard that joke. (I wasnt offended or impressed by that joke but i thought the awkwardness it created was pretty funny) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Al Hounos Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 [youtubehd]OHf6QX93O_g[/youtubehd] tim's drunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
granty Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Christopher Waltz fucked up my accumulator bet, didn't see that coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 i thought seth was a great pick, because he's a song and dance man wrapped up in shit-smeared fart-joke-tunic. What's not to like! He's got a nice pure tone to his voice. reminds my of the first season of family guy when they had a live orchestra at their disposal and episodes would break into show tunes. Loved that first season, sooo sad it all went to shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
data Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 3 oscars to swedes weeeuu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 good to see roger deakins getting passed up again. why would you give an award to a guy who shot movies that look like this: or this: or this: when the clear winner looks like this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 hahaha it's the best i fuckin love myst Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted February 25, 2013 Author Share Posted February 25, 2013 lulz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schlitze Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Dawg, I call out that 2nd last pic as being from The Assasination Of Jessie James By The Coward Robert Ford. I gotta rewatch that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RadarJammer Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 what the hell was that with the first lady, some banal speech about nothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 forgot who bryan cranston was, saw walter white behind ben affleck. would have been cool if he tore the award from him and said "i won", then murdered everyone on stage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted February 25, 2013 Author Share Posted February 25, 2013 wish I had been able to watch the whole thing, I want more McFarlane lines. Apparently one was: Welcoming Michael Douglas and Jane Fonda to give the best director honor, he quipped, "They remember when this town was cocaine trees as far as the eye can see." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syd syside Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 forgot who bryan cranston was, saw walter white behind ben affleck. would have been cool if he tore the award from him and said "i won", then murdered everyone on stage. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kokoon Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Wow Haneke got an oscar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eugene Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Wow Haneke got an oscar yep, probably because amour is the least haneke of all his films Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eugene Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 oh and argo won best picture ? fucking lol.. where's that tom cruise drawing about 42 page skrillex thread ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Life of Pi seem a winner this year, haven't seen it, is it ok? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eugene Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest isaki Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 it was alright, worth a watch but no reason to go back to it. especially with that blonde wanker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshuatxuk Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 i thought seth was a great pick, because he's a song and dance man wrapped up in shit-smeared fart-joke-tunic. What's not to like! He's got a nice pure tone to his voice. Yeah he was a really good host and the jokes were pretty good - seems like a nice enough guy IRL. I suppose plenty of other shitty manatees writers to blame for the mediocrity of Family Guy. Hell I think he might of been sincerely embarrassed that he had to do the Ted bit too. I'd would like to see him host again, even though I actually didn't mind the stoner-esque awkward clusterfuck that was the year Franco and Hathaway hosted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murve33 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Sad to see the animated short go to Disney. Nothing beats the "separated lovers reunited at a train station" cliche. It's pretty offensive that the Simpsons short even received a nomination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshuatxuk Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Sad to see the animated short go to Disney. Nothing beats the "separated lovers reunited at a train station" cliche. It's pretty offensive that the Simpsons short even received a nomination. Yeah it was quite meh. Cute and pretty and shit but really predictable. Oh well I like Pixar animator speeches - they thank their families and sound like real people. Speaking of the exact quasi-genre you mentioned this 2010 short was way more novel and better music to boot: http://vimeo.com/15263537 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshuatxuk Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 edit: double post wtf sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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