zlemflolia Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Is there anything worse than when you are just about to sneeze but at the very last moment, you don't do it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allize Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 It doesn't really bother me that much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 it helps me to sneeze when i look at the light/sun so i end up looking up and blinking probably making a strange face. answer= yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YangYing Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 you can force them by touching the upper inside of your mouth with your tongue. edit: when you're about to sneeze Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 you can force them by touching the upper inside of your mouth with your tongue. edit: when you're about to sneeze i'll try that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goiter Sanchez Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 it helps me to sneeze when i look at the light/sun so i end up looking up and blinking probably making a strange face. answer= yes I also look up at a light/The Sun. Still not sure why that works... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YangYing Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 you can force them by touching the upper inside of your mouth with your tongue. edit: when you're about to sneeze i'll try that lol I meant the opposite. It stops sneezes if you do that xD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peace 7 Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Is there anything worse than when you are just about to sneeze but at the very last moment, you don't do it? If my marriage was in shambles and I came home one night after a 16 hour shift at my cubicle job- my children in the kitchen, hanging from the ceiling, their frail torsos skewered by meat hooks, their intestines splashed on the white tiles from being disemboweled.....- my wife standing there with an old kitchen knife, mumbling about how it was quite a struggle to cut through our kids due to the dullness of the blade... Yeah, I'd be like: "Fuck, at least I don't have to sneeze; and then not!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verdant Hickies Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Is there anything worse than when you are just about to sneeze but at the very last moment, you don't do it? If my marriage was in shambles and I came home one night after a 16 hour shift at my cubicle job- my children in the kitchen, hanging from the ceiling, their frail torsos skewered by meat hooks, their intestines splashed on the white tiles from being disemboweled.....- my wife standing there with an old kitchen knife, mumbling about how it was quite a struggle to cut through our kids due to the dullness of the blade... Yeah, I'd be like: "Fuck, at least I don't have to sneeze; and then not!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Ooze Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Is there anything worse than when you are just about to sneeze but at the very last moment, you don't do it? If my marriage was in shambles and I came home one night after a 16 hour shift at my cubicle job- my children in the kitchen, hanging from the ceiling, their frail torsos skewered by meat hooks, their intestines splashed on the white tiles from being disemboweled.....- my wife standing there with an old kitchen knife, mumbling about how it was quite a struggle to cut through our kids due to the dullness of the blade... Yeah, I'd be like: "Fuck, at least I don't have to sneeze; and then not!" lel "honey i deboned the babies" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 For snizzle my nizzle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ifeelspace Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Yeah I can bring on a sneeze by looking int he general direction of the sun, squinting a little and opening up the old nasal passages. It's not entirely unpleasant. In fact it's quite good. http://scienceline.org/2009/11/why-do-some-people-sneeze-when-they-look-at-the-sun/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest isaki Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 its like cumming to a crap video Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
granty Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 I think Angelina Jolie said the same thing in one of her UN envoy speeches in Haiti. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 There's a fist sized hole in my bedroom wall for every unrealized sneeze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olo Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 If I catch my wife about to sneeze, I say "bless you". Stops her from sneezing. She does the same to me. For whatever reason, saying bless you to someone just as they're about to, stops it. Some kinda pavlovs dog thing or something. Like your brain associates bless you with happening after the sneeze & therefor wipes it out. A fine little way to torture your mate or friends & family. unrelated, maybe i need to work on a phrase for when I'm about to have my happy finish during intercourse... I guess I'll tap my wife on the shoulder & tell her to tell me "that's it?" just before I shoot...then I'll be like "No, got my second wind". *squeeky,squeeky,squeeky,etc* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 It's almost worse when you feel like you have to burp, but can't. It's like you're 30% choking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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