YO303 Posted November 15, 2015 Share Posted November 15, 2015 Interesting Bible digging i found by lsitening to the No Such Thing As A Fish podcast (the producers behind that british tv show QI) http://theholyprepuce.tumblr.com/post/16573181668/was-jesus-a-dwarf-from-a-variety-of-sources-we Was Jesus a dwarf? From a variety of sources we know that Jesus was small in stature; this in a time when the average male measured 5’1” and weighed 110 pounds. The first century historian Josephus reports him being approximately 3 cubits tall (4 feet 6 inches). The Gospel of Luke (19:3) describes Zaccheus’ attempt to see Jesus while he preached in a crowd: “And he sought to see Jesus who he was; and he could not for the crowd, because he was low of stature.” Luke may be referring to Zaccheus rather than Jesus, but the idea that Jesus was slight can be seen again in the Acts of John v. 90: “…I was afraid and cried out, and he, turning about, appeared as a man of small stature…” The Qur’an records Jesus’s diminutive size in the story of the the night that the prophet Muhammad flies to Jerusalem on a winged horse to visit the prophets Abraham, Moses and Jesus; Jesus was the smaller of the three. - See more at: http://theholyprepuce.tumblr.com/post/16573181668/was-jesus-a-dwarf-from-a-variety-of-sources-we#sthash.9mjNB1pV.dpuf So Who The Fuck Is This? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted November 15, 2015 Share Posted November 15, 2015 We already knew that GRRM based GoT on lots of historical fact. Seems Tyrion is Jesus. Makes sense to me, crafty little fucker that Tyrion is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted November 15, 2015 Author Share Posted November 15, 2015 But seriusly what im reading into this is that he was kind of a Tyrion Lannister type darf which in my opinion in more appealing than the current view of jesus which is just unrealistic, i would buy more into him if he was the true underdog, i dont know why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KovalainenFanBoy Posted November 15, 2015 Share Posted November 15, 2015 Stop the unrealistic standards of beauty for messiahs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted November 15, 2015 Share Posted November 15, 2015 We should be searching for a tiny little cross. Honestly, a little person performing miracles somehow makes the whole New Testament more realistic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted November 15, 2015 Share Posted November 15, 2015 confirmed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Sumbitches Posted November 15, 2015 Share Posted November 15, 2015 Real messiahs have curves tiny little bodies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted November 15, 2015 Share Posted November 15, 2015 small statured jewish banker confirmed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted November 15, 2015 Share Posted November 15, 2015 Well we know he was born June 17 around 2BC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drome Posted November 15, 2015 Share Posted November 15, 2015 Your adversary the devil prowls around like a roaring lion, seeking someone to devour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koolkeyZ865 Posted November 15, 2015 Share Posted November 15, 2015 Dwarf Jesus be down wit' dis sheeeet!Yo Yo Yo! Wut' it iz!!Fo' shizzle my nizzle!So boi wut up? Y U B frontin? I'm down wit' Peter Dinklage and Peter Dinklage like im down wit' da big G-man.U dig? If u aint I'll show U how my pimp hand is way strong. Kick yawl down 2 tha H-E-L-Lizzy.Best chickity-check yo self before you wreck yo self, fool. Word.SOLID Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schlitze Posted November 15, 2015 Share Posted November 15, 2015 Dwarfed in size by Moses by a couple of inches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drillkicker Posted November 16, 2015 Share Posted November 16, 2015 So Who The Fuck Is This? Cesare Borgia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soloman Tump Posted November 16, 2015 Share Posted November 16, 2015 Jesus was a black manNo Jesus was Batman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted November 16, 2015 Share Posted November 16, 2015 Well we know he was born June 17 around 2BC. June 17 is my birthday too. Free wine on tap in my apartment from now on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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