andihow Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 I work in jersey city and have never seen anything like this before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caze Posted April 3, 2016 Share Posted April 3, 2016 http://60abc.com/man-reported-to-police-for-revenge-fart-after-woman-refused-to-have-sex/ A Man Was Reported to Police for Farting A man in Laholm, Hallan County in Sweden was reported to police because he farted after the woman he was with denied to have sex with him. She reported the incident to the local police saying that his “revenge fart” disturbed her peace of mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetSquirrely Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 any updates on this? please don't leave us hanging here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 pls dont let this be an april fools thread, i want it to be real Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kavinsky Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 Ahm, I´m even afraid to fart at the toilet because everyone could hear it. Youre workplace sounds like a dream to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted April 6, 2016 Author Share Posted April 6, 2016 any updates on this? please don't leave us hanging hereThey still fartin', I refuse to participate, starting to feel like I don't belong :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwmbrancity Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 1 word = discretely in a lift is a cunty funny move Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublename Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 I find it's the little silent almost inconspicuous 'pops' that strip the hair from your nostrils. Big, deep, bowlshakers are just hot air. At least for me. "silent but deadly," I believe they call it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 This thread - oh, the tears. I almost spit out my coffee reading some of the euphemisms and descriptions herein. You watch Deer - one day, you'll decide "Hey, everyone else farts, why not?" and you'll let one rip, and the ENTIRE OFFICE will stop and stare at you like you just body slammed a toddler. That's how life works. I have an employee who is an older gentleman, and despite being in a cubicle outside my office, he has no problems leaning to the left in his chair and letting one squeak out. He sits right on the corner of a high traffic area, so I am sure people are getting a whiff as they pass by. He's a demon in the bathroom too - I walked into the bathroom and there he was, middle stall (don't get me started on stall selection) and was making sounds similar to when a horse or cow gives birth. The smell was overwhelming, and I decided my bathroom break could wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azatoth Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 This thread made me appreciate the small positives of not smelling anything. Farts are always funny tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcofribas Posted April 6, 2016 Share Posted April 6, 2016 *goes to russian bathhouse* *sees men and women farting freely* *shakes head while laughing to myself and thinking "fucking a, deer was right* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caze Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 print this out and stick it to the walls: http://www.realclearscience.com/blog/2014/10/6_facts_you_need_to_know_about_farts.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 At work today I heard a huge, low, leviathan-like fart and turned my head in the direction it came from, and noticed two ladies (one 25-ish, one 35-ish) standing there casually conversing.I'm thinking it HAS to be one of the two, but I will never know which one. This unsolved mystery will forever haunt me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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