Candiru
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Post titles of porn versions of regular films
Candiru replied to MadameChaos's topic in General Banter
Glazed and Confused Thumb and Hummer -
Bill Cosby is a big old rapist (on the loose)
Candiru replied to Rubin Farr's topic in General Banter
Be right back I'm bout to pull a Ghost Dad on some bitch -
Bill Cosby is a big old rapist (on the loose)
Candiru replied to Rubin Farr's topic in General Banter
Because he didn't do it. -
Wu-Tang Clan - Once Upon a time in Shaolin
Candiru replied to Nebraska's topic in New & Upcoming Releases
Wu Tang Clan need to pull their heads out of their arses. Did they do cavity searches for this thing? If they want to test how dedicated their fans are... I'm all for bootlegging this thing. It's a pompous idea that misses the fucking point. -
Man... I do not even remotely remember posting that. Yowza
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Bill Cosby is a big old rapist (on the loose)
Candiru replied to Rubin Farr's topic in General Banter
We men have it so easy that letting women take advantage of us with rape accusations and pregnancies is a fair trade for our ability to walk on water and live like Tony Soprano 24/7. And if you have a penis you can't deny it because male privelege articles I posted on Facebook. My boss is a woman and I had a dream where elves tied me to the ground, stole my penis and hid it in a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. My shrink tells me it means I'm gay but I don't know who to believe. Him, or the dolphin wearing a cowboy hat that lives in a kiddie pool in my attic. -
Post titles of porn versions of regular films
Candiru replied to MadameChaos's topic in General Banter
The Long Hard Sweaty Goodbye Black Pain The 18 Year Old Virgin Gnadiator Spartacum The Facial Network -
DJ Dilf DJ Doofmittens DJ Chuckitinmeedumpa
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DJ Sugartits DJ Waffle Iron DJ Tookis DJ Shmeckel DJ D.A.R.E
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Homogenic is my favorite Bjork album so I'm gonna listen to more lite funky ones music outta respect
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One day on a whim I decided to just cram some plain pieces of toast in my ears and I was immediately reminded of this album. Such nostalgia.
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I just watched season 4 of Boardwalk Empire and now I'm going to watch Deadwood so tell me what a good idea this is.
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Trilldo
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richardDjamesMADEit
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You can age strong Belgian ales too. Eisbocks, wheat wines, sours like Flemish reds and oud bruins- probably any Jolly Pumpkin beer, doppelbocks, you can age a ton of shit just 8% and above as a general rule few exceptions
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you can definitely cellar any beer at 11%abv. That might lose some of its smoke flavor, but I could be wrong.
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I actually have zero hopes for this at all but the news created some contagious excitement and it's hard not to get caught up in that
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*ages gracefully* Whew that wasn't so hard was it
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I had to buy the gold box and watch the show a second time, without any distractions to really enjoy it. Seemed a lot funnier, more clever, and the plot made more sense. I also actually enjoyed the cheese as the horrific events were kind of a darkly humorous disruption to the Leave It To Beaver land the town first appears to be. It was only then that I could really join the party of TWIN PEAKS.
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pluto gets wayy too much shit IMO. We have "earth privelege" so we don't have the right tbh with our earth gaze and shit I heard
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That Mastodon video is of impeccable taste and highly cultured tbqh imho bbq Also, iterracial cunnilingus/anglingus for world peace tripping on acid in church while eating a donut wearing a drug rug in Iowa on a Tuesday when you seriously fucking live in new Zealand and you're a black retarded midget on mad psych meds peace I'm out ?????????????️??????????????????️️????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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I like the outdo melody he added to the end of the finished Fenix Funk, I think it's noteworthy.
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The Analord bonuses: proof that he's got a hidden stash of tracks that could feed Africa for 20 years.
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Joyrex has been personally chosen along with Grant to sift through the mountains of DATs. Aphex hands Joyrex a tape and says "start with this one I think it'll be to your liking". Headphones are applied to Joyrex's dome with great haste and he hastily presses play only to hear the funny little man repeating "quite good, quite good, quite gooooooodddd". Aphex stares at him coldly from across the room, tapping his fingers on a desk.
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My guess is that Richard is creating new installationy art things with the help of Chris Cunningham and it will be like Disney World for weirdos. Aphex is Walt Disney
