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  1. Candiru
    This whole thing is a badass scifi extravaganza into the unknown on Ayahuasca in space.
  2. Candiru
    Squint Eastwood.
  3. Candiru
    I'm a proud watmmerican and these colors don't run. Support our bloops.
  4. Candiru
    Grand Budapest Hotel Funniest Wes Anderson movie by far/10 So I give it an 8 overall. Ralph Fiennes nailed it.
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    I will gladly pay $15.50 for it because I made good choices in life and it's not my whole budget for a week. *sips scotch, snorts illuminati fluoride*
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    Oh word up stephenG. I think I don't so well in general with zero exercise, it's not really about girls, but it helps that they notice. I like the unfuckwithable feeling of getting stronger with benches, squats, deadlifts, etc. and it makes you happier. And when you're happy, lots of other things fall right into place. I also think it's the only way to balance my energy with this night shift craziness. I was really isolated from my friends for a while but I just couldn't leave my room. We also had an extra long winter here in Massachusetts. That plus having to sleep during the day was quite bleak. As soon as I felt some real sunlight and warmth I felt like a plant coming back to life.
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    This winter my beloved dog died, I started working 12 hour night shifts and moved to a new city. The lack of sleep made me lose my appetite, I started smoking cigs again and wasn't excercising. My weird hours made for very little social contact outside work while I was adjusting to this shit. As it turns out this is a recipe for disaster and I have crashed and burned many times. It feels like old wounds are reopening. But I joined the gym again because I figure if I can look ridiculously good + endorphins life will grant me endless sexual favors and end depression and cause world peace
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    Joint Keef of Staff
  9. Candiru
    Bong of Ice and Fire Baking Bad
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    Goblin - Suspiria Soundtrack What took me so long this rules
  11. Candiru
    Teflon Dong Squeezus Random Assex Memories Fartpop
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    Oops
  13. Candiru
    The Wiggity Wilsons Preposterous Poppycock Squinkle Face Doorags On Ma Domepiece The Gay Dad Revelations The Wiggity Wilsons Preposterous Poppycock Squinkle Face Doorags On Ma Domepiece The Gay Dad Revelations
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    John Wilkes LaBeouf Ron milks poof
  15. Candiru
    Shot of PBR every time someone does something stupid as an easy way to create a tense situation. (You'll still get wasted)
  16. Candiru
    Mikeller and Evil Twin are usually on the same shelf. By far the most expensive things in the beer store besides sone fancy Flemish reds/sours. Why so expensive. You crazy
  17. Candiru
    One time I was out on a date with some okcupid girly girl and we were just chilling in the backseat of my car for no apparent reason. I was about to get a beej, so I decided to push my luck and reached for my iPod to put on pen expers because life is chock full of luls. Upon pressing play, this nice young lady morphed into a Komodo dragon, complete with scales and poisonous saliva. I didn't move. Upon the completion of the track and said beej, she turned into an eagle and flew away. But the Komodo poison did not effect me which I think has something to do with autechres or the random shots we got in elementary school.
  18. Candiru
    Oh yeah, over the weekend, I got dragged to see Divergent. /
  19. Candiru
    Day Jilla Gay Zilla Skeeve Buscemi We All Have Huge Dicks
  20. Candiru
    It's one of the only series where you can actually afford to miss a few episodes. I caught the one where they killed the little girl but missed the previous two at least. Nothing.
  21. Candiru
    A bowl of cinnamon & spice oatmeal with a hefty spoonful of olde fashioned peanut butter stirred in + milk for consistency. You guys gotta experience this (whilst high)
  22. Candiru
    Molten smegma
  23. Candiru
    Stepping into the realm of meads. 14% abv slightly syrupy and effervescent but with a dry honey flavor. Can be substituted for your urine for a drug test. Would drink again.
  24. Candiru
    Milli Vanilli Corgan Henry Fondler Courtney Wuv Billy Grohl Sylvester, alone.
  25. Candiru
    Haven't kept up with the comics for about a year (when they meet the Jesus dude) but it got to a point where I think the only other direction they could really go in is to find some sort of government and explanation for the outbreak, some sort of ending. I thought they did everything great with the storyline that could be done without being redundant and shark jumpin
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