Candiru
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Is marijuana use an unspoken rule for posting on WATMM?
Candiru replied to a topic in General Banter
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Yep. This is the thing that came along and revealed what people are lower on the food chain.
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If you meet someone named Kip Kerfuffle, they were sent from another dimension to kill you because the piece of pizza you were about to eat contained bacteria which could be made into a biologic antidote to cure a horrific plague on the subcontinent of ·ÿ€ÒØ∏¨ÁÁÁÁ˜˜ÂǸ¸¸¸ē666ÎÅÅñæł§ę∏∏’∏∏∏Ú∏∏∏∏∏ııÇ∏∏∏∏ı∏∏∏Òı˜m˛˛˛˛∏∏∏ı˘˘˘˘˘˘˘˘∏∏∏¯¯¯¯¯¯¯∏∏∏¸∏∏∏∏∏∏∏∏∏·
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I think the music video for this was when I first became aware of Michael Jackson. I was 6 and had a few questions. “Why doesn’t this lady have boobs?” “But how is that a guy?” “Ok...how is that a black guy?” These questions have still not been adequately answered.
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Alien Aunt Farm Powerbottom 5000 Seoulfly
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My theory ded
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IDM sub/Dom culture.
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replace one letter in the title of a famous movie
Candiru replied to essines's topic in General Banter
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“Why aren’t you taking a dangerous and addictive drug instead?”
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https://pitchfork.com/news/hal-blaine-drummer-behind-the-ronettes-be-my-baby-dead-at-90/ I have no idea why Pfork writes these things. Nobody outside this dude’s immediate family has a clue who he is.
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Cheap coffee is good. Cafe Bustelo in a moka pot tastes gourmet as fuck. But a $20 bag of Ethiopian naturals in the American Press is an eclectic, quixotic delight worthy of kings. Coffee kicks an exorbitant amount of ass. Drink it.
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I saw a clip where Joe Rogan casually asked about JBP’s idea of mandated monogamy. He wasn’t even trying to make him look stupid, merely pointing out that if that was a rule, then equality of outcome would’ve something JBP actually does encourage. It was the most innocent, sincere pwn I’ve seen and it made me kinda like Joe Rogan tbh
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The same signature that signed porn star hush money checks is on your bibles, ya inbred retards.
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wollusion hitch coax
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You have to admit, it’s pretty dull. I’m not expecting any more stuff from them.
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Oh shit!
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Danny Carey lookin like Gerard Dapperdoo on the way home from TGIFriday's. But he can still drumm
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Ringo Starr will probably be the last living Beatle and I'm not sure how people will react to this.
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When I was in Copenhagen, I saw this band at Loppen solely based on their name. I became an instafan. Helicopter metal hair and disgusting riffage. Everyone was happy.
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The handle of the faucet would be splattered with the residue of a thousand piss urines and encourage me to not wash me hands
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“Øÿåqßßonbçx is edible toothpaste from a chameleon spaceship waffle franchise rainforest with geopolitical aspirations on a molecular level in Balkan cuisine and endangered species such as pangolins in an asteroid circling Titan on the second Tuesday of every month.” - Mårtïñ Łūthër Kæńggg
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B Corg so fukkin dramatic
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What if they've been captured by Kim Jong Un and they're forced to make music for him and only him forever or they get fed to radioactive wolverines We need to form a rescue squad.
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If Team America Strikes Back this Friday, you heard it here first.
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Bam Margera judges skate competitions now.
