Autechre WAETICHRE

[Guest Dr. Elemeno von Hat X: PhD]

I HAVE MASTER PLAN TO SHOW AUTECHRE THE PWN BY CODING SOFTWAREZ IN MAX/MSP TO WRITE MUSIC VIA DEGENERATIVE SEQUENCING, BUT I AM AFRAID SEAN BOOTH WILL SHOW UP AND KICK MY ASS. WHAT SPELLS IS HE MOST VULNERABLE AGAINST? I HAVE HEARD ICE BLAST III IS A GOOD CHOICE

[Guest Endoplasmic Reticulum]

Dude, you may be able to destroy Sean with an ice spell, but you're forgetting about Rob, the most advanced magic user in the history of electronic music. He fuck your shit up proper while humming the melody from Cipater. And he'll do it with a blunt in his mouth.

 

That's what it is, son.

[Guest Dr. Elemeno von Hat X: PhD]

Rob is fiery, but I suspect that if I can extinguish his blunt, it will distract him long enough for me to push him into my closet.

 

Also, I heard a good North Face jacket gives +2 to my saving throw.

[Guest Endoplasmic Reticulum]

Rob is fiery, but I suspect that if I can extinguish his blunt, it will distract him long enough for me to push him into my closet.

 

Also, I heard a good North Face jacket gives +2 to my saving throw.

 

Then you heard wrong. North Face jacket = +5 cold resistance

 

I hope you've got a good ice spell.

[Guest Dr. Elemeno von Hat X: PhD]

well, at least it'll help if i accidentally ice myself in the foot. because, yes, it is a good ice spell, thank you very much.

[Guest Dr. Elemeno von Hat X: PhD]

update: max/msp has burned holes in the wall. am working on recursive fractal delay techniques involving plunger, monkey wrench, and george carlin. wc fields has taken the cork off my lunch.

[Velazquez]

Which one is Rob ?

[Guest Dr. Elemeno von Hat X: PhD]

the one with hair i think.

[Guest Dr. Elemeno von Hat X: PhD]

autechre

oughticur

ortiker

ottakur

hwaetichre

[Guest Dr. Elemeno von Hat X: PhD]

this just in, i now have one of those boss delay pedals

 

 

 

autechre can start panicing now

[Celatid]

call up richard devine he might have some tricks and traps

[Guest Dr. Elemeno von Hat X: PhD]

mixing trix and basstrapz?

[Guest Rook]

 

 

 

I have one of these. I love it

[Guest felttipen]

YOU ARE SUCH A WANKA THAT I WANT TO GO UP TO U. GO CLOSE TO YOUR FACE AND CUM IN YOUR MOUTH AND ON YOYR BELLEND

[Guest Dr. Elemeno von Hat X: PhD]

 

play spot the autechre secret weapon class delay

 

hint: it DELAYS AUDIO and has TEMPO INPUT

[Salvatorin]

its the black & decker box in the righthand corner, I know it!

[Joyrex]

LOL@ the window unit to keep all that shit cool...

[Salvatorin]

can we all agree that Autechre is the most gangsta electronic music act in existence?

[Guest Enter a new display name]

can we all agree that Autechre is the most gangsta electronic music act in existence?

No, it's Prefuse 73.

[Guest Rook]

can we all agree that Autechre is the most gangsta electronic music act in existence?

 

[Guest hahathhat]

11/18/2007 2:13:37 PM - King Caustic III: stretchy

11/18/2007 2:14:08 PM camper at the gates of spawn: mind-stretchy

11/18/2007 2:18:29 PM camper at the gates of spawn sent a Voice Clip

11/18/2007 2:18:50 PM - King Caustic III: i like it

11/18/2007 2:19:07 PM - King Caustic III: send me that when you finish

11/18/2007 2:19:10 PM camper at the gates of spawn: ha

11/18/2007 2:19:12 PM camper at the gates of spawn: that's atuechre

11/18/2007 2:19:32 PM - King Caustic III: OH

11/18/2007 2:19:34 PM - King Caustic III: I KNEW THAT

11/18/2007 2:19:36 PM - King Caustic III: shift

11/18/2007 2:19:40 PM - King Caustic III: vhat track

11/18/2007 2:19:46 PM camper at the gates of spawn: reniform puls

11/18/2007 2:19:47 PM camper at the gates of spawn: draft

11/18/2007 2:20:04 PM - King Caustic III: i will pretend to download that immiedietly

11/18/2007 2:20:08 PM camper at the gates of spawn: wat

 

9 out of 10 caustics can't tell the difference between a nevenen song and an autechre song

 

 

order today

[Guest Caustic]

Mayor Rook has ordered that I leave town within 24 hours or be tied to a horse and dragged through boc subforum.

 

later bitches.

 

[Guest hahathhat]

you totally had to bang homer simpson to get on that bike

[Guest Rook]

lol

[BobDobalina]

The Ae Subforum used to be a nice, pleasant place, however your insolence has grown tiresome.

 

EVICT DR. HAT