Aphex Twin Aphex on Wikipedia

[Guest Caustic]

Who's a big enough fanboy to record a spoken article for Aphex Twin?

 

infact, i'll Paypal you £30 if you rap the entire article.

 

Up to 5 snare rushes allowed and only 1 guest rapper per verse please.

 

 

Ready? Go.

[Five Step Path]

Who's a big enough fanboy to record a spoken article for Aphex Twin?

 

infact, i'll Paypal you £30 if you rap the entire article.

 

Up to 5 snare rushes allowed and only 1 guest rapper per verse please.

 

 

Ready? Go.

 

Wait wait wait. So you can pay me £30 IF I rap the WikiPedia article on Aphex Twin?

 

Any rules? Exept the 5 snare rushed and 1 guest rapper.

[Guest Caustic]

There's no money. That was only to get your attention.

 

You'll get Caustic Credit if you do it though.

 

Rule #1: Rap

Rule #2: No kicking

 

Clear? Clear.

[Five Step Path]

There's no money. That was only to get your attention.

 

You'll get Caustic Credit if you do it though.

 

Rule #1: Rap

Rule #2: No kicking

 

Clear? Clear.

 

Hmm thats alot of rapping.

 

If I have time maybe. Haha.

[Guest Caustic]

God damn it, man. Rap!

 

Ice Cube can do it. Why can't you?

 

Are you a crazy motherfucker or not?

[Five Step Path]

God damn it, man. Rap!

 

Ice Cube can do it. Why can't you?

 

Are you a crazy motherfucker or not?

 

You know what. with that attitude im not sure i even wana do it anymore! :devil:

[qnio]

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[Aphex_Squarepusher_Twin]

ok, i can do it, i'm expert in rap, go caustic, listen me now! :angry:

[Guest Caustic]

God damn it, man. Rap!

 

Ice Cube can do it. Why can't you?

 

Are you a crazy motherfucker or not?

 

You know what. with that attitude im not sure i even wana do it anymore! :devil:

Biatch, you need attitude to be in the Rap game.

 

Didn't NWA teach you anything?

[Guest Caustic]

ok, i can do it, i'm expert in rap, go caustic, listen me now! :angry:

You are an educated rapper

You can really rap your ass off

You can really knock it out

You are the greatest one of all

 

A-S-T

A-S-T

A-S-T

A-S-T

 

Keep on playing that rap music

Keep on grooving on the jack move

Jam harder like a Magikist

Rock harder like a Magikist

 

A-S-T

A-S-T

A-S-T

A-S-T

 

Rock, rap and roll will never die

The music will pick you up

The jam session will rock your artwork

Rock, rap and roll will entertain your artistic talent

 

A-S-T

A-S-T

A-S-T

A-S-T

[Guest Jimbob]

Caustic spits rhymes better than the Sunday Times.

[pylonbitch]

this thread is shite.

[Guest Caustic]

alright mate.

[Guest Idrn]

ill speak the whole thing in the queens english or somerset for £20?

[Five Step Path]

God damn it, man. Rap!

 

Ice Cube can do it. Why can't you?

 

Are you a crazy motherfucker or not?

 

You know what. with that attitude im not sure i even wana do it anymore! :devil:

Biatch, you need attitude to be in the Rap game.

 

Didn't NWA teach you anything?

 

I was just playin man.

[Guest Synthacat 9]

Richard D. James: quit playing mind games; are you the tuss? You're giving fanboy's migranes. watmm went insane and it'd give me much pain to see such an upset occur here again mayneee

 

sorry im a bit tired and i probably shouldnt rap, im not listenin to any beats and I can tell that its crap, why are you taking the mic away from me

don't tase me, chap!

[modey]

Richard D. James: quit playing mind games; are you the tuss? You're giving fanboy's migranes. watmm went insane and it'd give me much pain to see such an upset occur here again mayneee

 

sorry im a bit tired and i probably shouldnt rap, im not listenin to any beats and I can tell that its crap, why are you taking the mic away from me

don't tase me, chap!

 

*rap fap*

[Guest Caustic]

Richard D. James: quit playing mind games; are you the tuss? You're giving fanboy's migranes. watmm went insane and it'd give me much pain to see such an upset occur here again mayneee

 

sorry im a bit tired and i probably shouldnt rap, im not listenin to any beats and I can tell that its crap, why are you taking the mic away from me

don't tase me, chap!

Drop an Amen break and we're good to go!

[Guest Kenneth172]

Who's a big enough fanboy to record a spoken article for Aphex Twin?

 

infact, i'll Paypal you £30 if you rap the entire article.

 

Up to 5 snare rushes allowed and only 1 guest rapper per verse please.

 

 

Ready? Go.

 

What's your motive for this?

[Guest Caustic]

Who's a big enough fanboy to record a spoken article for Aphex Twin?

 

infact, i'll Paypal you £30 if you rap the entire article.

 

Up to 5 snare rushes allowed and only 1 guest rapper per verse please.

 

 

Ready? Go.

 

What's your motive for this?

Why the hell not?

[Dragon]

Boards of Canada - the new AFX? Find out tonight, on BBC2.

 

And remember the golden rule: Don't touch daddy's car.

[Guest Kenneth172]

Who's a big enough fanboy to record a spoken article for Aphex Twin?

 

infact, i'll Paypal you £30 if you rap the entire article.

 

Up to 5 snare rushes allowed and only 1 guest rapper per verse please.

 

 

Ready? Go.

 

What's your motive for this?

Why the hell not?

 

yeah, why not. Was wondering why, that's all, it's very fanboy-ish... :)

[Guest Caustic]

Who's a big enough fanboy to record a spoken article for Aphex Twin?

 

infact, i'll Paypal you £30 if you rap the entire article.

 

Up to 5 snare rushes allowed and only 1 guest rapper per verse please.

 

 

Ready? Go.

 

What's your motive for this?

Why the hell not?

 

yeah, why not. Was wondering why, that's all, it's very fanboy-ish... :)

But are you funky enough to drop rhymes for the article?

[Guest Kenneth172]

Are you gonna use it on a rec-rec-record?

[Guest Caustic]

i'll get some white labels cut, sure.