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Guest Jac Y Jymper Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 right can i subtract that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublename Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Razor sharp pubic hair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 The ability to turn grape pop from purple to orange, but the flavor stays grape. The ability to see into the future but only by 1/1^38 of a second Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 The ability to slow the speed of household composting. Only applicable to small household size compost bins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetSquirrely Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 censored x-ray vision Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 having a heightened sense of taste Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 being able to speak at frequencies inaudible to any living being. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 walking fast and slow at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soloman Tump Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 The ability to rust metal just by touching it. Happens at same speed as normal oxidation with water, and you have to stay in contact with the metal of it stops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 i want to burn your avatar, fletcher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 the ability to burn avatars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 The ability to taste any smell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxien Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 The ability to easily and painlessly remove your own fingernails and toenails. They grow back at normal speeds. sent from a tippytappy flatpad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 when holding a burning hot cup of earl grey tea with both hands, you can sense the stomach contents of a very specific type of wasp larva Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 The ability to gluten-enrich gluten-free foods at the wave of a hand The ability to read people's thoughts in languages you completely don't understand and can't properly pronounce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 The ability to walk on water with a depth of no more than .01 millimeters. The ability to increase your penis size tenfold, but only by width. Extreme nearsightedness. Super powerfull tinnitus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eugene Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 the ability to temporarily turn yourself into a wax figure of yourself. the ability to fart in ultrasonic frequencies. the ability to hear coldplay live shows from any distance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Being able to convince others who you think Steinvord really is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 the ability to hear coldplay live shows from any distance. flol that's terrible hopefully you're able to turn that superpower off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepstakes Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 The ability to choose the best Linux distribution Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublename Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 An encyclopedic knowledge of NBC sitcoms that aired between Seinfeld and ER in the mid 1990s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 messageboard moderator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 ^ lol shots fired Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doublename Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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