sinicalypse Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 so somewhere somehow on a television in the background i've heard the name "lady gaga" and she was spoken of like she's some big pop act and even madonna takes time to go see her concerts when she's not doing her own concerts and i'm like whatever. and then one day eventually like 5:30am i see some bit of a music video and i see this ugly bitch in some weird costume flailing in quite possibly the most overtly done up ugly fake fingernails ever: is this just another massmedia creation of a semi-to-fuckable bitch who can sing getting out there and weird quasi-futuristic/dadaist slutting it up with an excess of no-doubt-mandated style upon her in the hopes that she can become a thing, or perhaps is tehre something deep true and real about this bitch!?@ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 i applaud the amount of self control in this sini post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 i think she was writing pop songs for a while before she got her chance to be a pop star or something that some real for ya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Yeah, she's one of those people I am vaguely aware of...like Benjamin Netanyahu. All I know is she has a funny name...like Benjamin Netanyahu. What I'm trying to say is; I think there are a lot of similarities between Lady Gaga and Benjamin Netanyahu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 shes like 90s vocal dance music. how is this popular now? Benjamin Netanyahu. his name is a pleasure to say out loud. i tried to change my name on here to that but joyrex ignored my pm. kinda glad he did now as it really only works said outloud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 she's the latest twat for teenage girls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Lady Gaga is a tru gem amongst the riff raff we see today. From the subtle fusion of jazz stained guitars with proto hnad gestures, to the nu-star trek beats; she is a delight to be treasured. Plunder her watmm for we are all truly pirates when the Gaga comes to town. 4 stars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 She used to be a whore/stripper as far as I remember... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stoppit Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Benjamin Netanyahu. his name is a pleasure to say out loud. i tried to change my name on here to that but joyrex ignored my pm. kinda glad he did now as it really only works said outloud I would have made a point of saying it outloud everytime you posted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcbpete Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 is this just another massmedia creation of a semi-to-fuckable bitch yep, but without the semi-to-fuckable bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinicalypse Posted May 22, 2009 Author Share Posted May 22, 2009 she just seems like she's a decent looking bitch who can sing being transformed into some neo-clockwork-orange droog high art thing going up on stage and writhing around like... i bet she's prolly aight without all that facial shit... yeah actually lemme look this up: yeah see like she really looks like this: but now that she's big and famous, she has to look real: seriously, i'm starting to doubt whether or not i'd fuck this bitch with a stolen dick... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 she is a nice piece of ass... nothing more... i scoffed at some dude at work for calling her wierd! "oooo... she has a zipper on her face... she's really pushing the envelope there!" i find no difference with her music and all the other pop acts! but she does have a nice piece of ass! oh... and she walks around in public holding a teacup! that's totally bizarre there! :getlost: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dese manz hatin Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 she is a man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Yet another pop-bird. I've stated before that pop-floozies are getting progressively smuttier, alluding to the hope that perhaps, just maybe, this one will record a porno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Yeah, she's got a big Jewish nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Yeah, she's got a big Jewish nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 in all actuality, i think i'd accept her if she sounded like say... peaches or miss kitty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 A lot of these singers blend together to me. She just looks like a more hipster Christina Aguilera. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Dylan Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 ts;dr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Can't stand bitches who are born and raised in the US and then suddenly develop a British accent for interviews ala Johnny Depp and Madonna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Yeah, she's got a big Jewish nose. Italian nose. (This thread prompted me to read about 19% of her wikipedia entry.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 this is like the 3rd gaga thread we've had so far, she is not deserving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 as far as rubbish shit pop sluts go. id rather do uffie than all these other cunts as long as i dont have to listen to any of them they are ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Uffie actually looks quite cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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