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Guest ruiagnelo

''do you want to prevent a rape tonight?''

 

 

thats probably a bit much, sorry

 

That's kinda sweet actually.

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come with me if you want to live.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

because i will cut your head off if you don't

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Guest Funktion

i am armed. get in the van.

 

do you work on a chicken farm because youre good at raising cock etc

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It's a long one but it totally works!

 

Don't you think it's time I let you know

Don't you think I should before you go

I'm not gonna let you get away

Cuz I want to fuck you night and day

I'm a pervert

 

I like to go out on dates

See a movie communicate

We'll go home and have some fun

I'll tell you sure you're the only one

Then when I leave your house I smell of sex

 

Then I know I'm a pervert because I like it

Then I know I'm perverted because I want it

Want it all of the time

 

Don't you sometimes wonder what I want

Don't you sometimes think I just want your cunt

I'd hate to think that romance is just a pose

But all I want to do is rip off your clothes

I'm a pervert

 

I like to hold you in my arms

You know I wouldn't do you harm

I never take advantage in my book that's a sin

But somehow I find myself caressing your skin

Then there's one word on my mind and that word is fuck

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