Guest Conor74 Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 Went to my doctor today and she said 'you're gonna have to stop masturbating'. I said 'why' and she said 'cos I'm trying to examine you'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 Went to my doctor today and she said 'you're gonna have to stop masturbating'. I said 'why' and she said 'cos I'm trying to examine you'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 how do you get michael barrymore to shag your bird? shit in her fanny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 ummmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 how do you get michael barrymore to shag your bird? shit in her fanny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wahrk Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 They call me mellow yellooow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Super lurker ultra V12 Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 Went to my doctor today and she said 'you're gonna have to stop masturbating'. I said 'why' and she said 'cos I'm trying to examine you'. NSFW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plisb Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 took me by surprise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wake Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 They call me mellow yellooow. Best joke in thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcbpete Posted September 2, 2010 Share Posted September 2, 2010 Went to my doctor today and she said 'you're gonna have to stop masturbating'. I said 'why' and she said 'cos I'm trying to examine you'. Man that's brilliant, I'm so gonna have to steal that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Went to my doctor today and she said 'you're gonna have to stop shitting'. I said 'why' and she said 'cos yer shitting all over the place'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmakramer Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Wait doctors don't ask people to perform...... ????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest happycase Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 What's the last thing that goes through a bee's mind when it runs into a window? double joke right there since we're telling shitty jokes It's ass. The new doctor in town told me I'd have to take my clothes off so he could examine me. I said, "sorry doc, I can't do that. I don't even undress in front of my wife." "Okay," he said. "I'll turn off the lights, then," and I agreed. So he did. I said, "Doc, where do you want me to put my clothes?" He says, "Over there in the corner... on toppa mine." . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 conor, you make that joke up? Its fucking classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 I can totally imagine gilbert gottfried telling conor's joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Went to my doctor today and she said 'you're gonna have to stop masturbating'. I said 'why' and she said 'cos I'm trying to examine you'. sounds like something a latter day Henry Youngman would say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 hehe haven't heard a dumb joke like that in sooo fucking long, makes me feel like I'm 14. thanks for the ricky retardo radicalness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornflakes002 Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 I walked in to a barbers once and sat down the barber ask me what I would like I said a hair cut. I saw a guy driveing a car and he had a really massive head but then I relised he had one of them new prescription windscreens fitted. A person once said smokeing will kill you I said yes I know, Then why do it why smoke she said so I dont have to lisen to you when I die. Driveing my car once my mum ask me what direction we were going in I replied to her were going forwards. A girl in a bar said hi am Carmen because I like cars and men I replied my name is Johnny Rubber weircunt. The tooth brush said I have a really shit job the toilet paper shouted back my job is just shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Went to my doctor today and she said 'you're gonna have to stop shitting'. I said 'why' and she said 'cos yer shitting all over the place'. Ahaha, I laughed so hard I spat all over my monitor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 wtf craig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wahrk Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Wow Craig. Those are all really bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 does mr, explanderspun still feel unloved ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornflakes002 Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 does mr, explanderspun still feel unloved ?? Kinda my life has been a complete fail this week, I just hope I dont get referred to fail blog site for any other failure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vertsk8er419 Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 you're such a troll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 can craig be banned or at least warned for his NFSW sig that DOESN'T have NSFW tags?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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