How are you today?

[essines]

right now i am hopped up on vodka and painkillers cause it's snowing like fuck right now and my back hurts real bad.

 

it always depends on how i am actually feel. it makes it awkward because the large portion of people who ask me this don't really care,

[baph]

I tell them about my hemorrhoids

[Fred McGriff]

I had to go with "I'm good" because that is what I would probably say if someone asked me in person, even though it clearly is improper language.

 

absolutely false

[Atop]

I am bipositive

[data]

im luke skywalker

[Squee]

I usually say, 'I'm fine'.

[Atop]

I am George Lucas

[Blir]

"Not too shabby!" is my usual response.

[encey]

"I'm (doin' pretty) good, how you doin'?", something like that.

 

so ... I guess,

[spratters]

I'm wasting my time.

[QBLA]

i usually say "It's all Lovely! It's all Lovely!" in a rhythmic tone while head noddin'!

[Guest margaret thatcher]

i usually say "actually i'm feeling a bit shit" and proceed to describe graphically each and every one of my ailments, just to be a cunt.

[soundwave]

as clean as a baby's whistle thank you very much

[Hautlle]

When people ask me how I'm doing I usually reply "Pretty well, how about yourself?"

 

edit: *when dealing with patients/people @ work

[kaini]

"Not too shabby!" is my usual response.

i like the cut of your jib

[chaosmachine]

"not bad" or "not too bad" is the only acceptable answer.

[Cornflakes002]

Am fine, Thats what I say all the time

[Guest Franklin]

answered "well" but in actual fact I usually say I'm doing "excellent"

 

bit much I guess at times but I just say it.

[luke viia]

pretty good you

[Guest vodor]

when used for such a response, "good" is an adjective and "well" is an adverb. therefore:

 

"i am good"

"i am doing well"

 

are correct, and:

 

"i am well"

"i am doing good"

 

are incorrect.

[Guest theSun]

i am today because of yesterday

[Dementia]

Why?

[YEK]

pretty good you

yeah ,me too. it's not very formal but screw it.

[essines]

DRUNK AND HORNY BOSS, YOURSELF

[Eggs]

I'm aight.