cumberland sauce Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roasty Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 my imagination keeps throwing me out of an aeroplane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 I'm technically under house arrest because I'm trying to trick my uni into letting me stay in my room without me having to pay for it because the term is over, but then they took away my keycard access so i can't get back in if I choose to leave OH WELL AT LEAST THERE"S DRINKING AND PORNO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 how will you eat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 last night I had a friend deliver me a burger and tonight I guess I'll get chinese delivery. I'm on a one meal a day diet right now. This is only for four days, but if I had asked them nicely for four extra days they would have charged me like 400 dollars which is fucking insane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 I want a free vinyl from The Bro but i have to wait for 99 people to like his Facebook page. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 *liked bro's facebook, now it's at 5, facepalm* i lose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 zole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 i really have to stop eating dairy because it is doing horrible things to me but i just like cheese so fucking much. but lactaid, enzyme things... none of that shit WORKS any more. so i guess i will be a reluctant vegan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 I cannot protest peacefully in Quebec. So much violence and police brutality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 I want a free vinyl from The Bro but i have to wait for 99 people to like his Facebook page. :( *liked bro's facebook, now it's at 5, facepalm* i lose zole lol. It's funnier if you try to listen to his music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 i really have to stop eating dairy because it is doing horrible things to me but i just like cheese so fucking much. but lactaid, enzyme things... none of that shit WORKS any more. so i guess i will be a reluctant vegan. Dairy gives me flem (you're welcome (for hearing about flem whether you liked it or not (sorry everybody))). But i still dutifully eat it, a slave to the bovine master race. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 phlegm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 Spelling nazi's will be put on trial and hung. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 (edited) Holy shit, you guys... I nearly just clogged the toilet at work. I feel like I should leave. This is the pinnacle of first-world problems. We eat so much hearty, colon filling, toilet destroying food that it becomes a nuisance. Edited May 21, 2012 by patternoverlap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 This also happens in mexico and india (or so i hear). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 This also happens in mexico and india (or so i hear). even worse, they clog the side streets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roasty Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 I broke an expensive piece of china whilst in China Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 Spelling nazi's will be put on trial and hung. What possession of the spelling nazi will be hung? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 I started watching Bram Stoker's Dracula on netflix last night but had to stop half way through due to being way too tired to keep my eyes open. Aside from every time Keanu Reeves talked, it was quite good. I definitely want to finish watching it, but I don't like watching movies during the day and will probably end up watching something else on netflix with my girlfriend tonight, breaking up my BS's Dracula watching experience quite significantly. I think there's a few first world problems in there somewhere. But seriously, Francis Ford Coppola: Keanu Reeves as Jonathan? Really? That has to be a top 5 all time worst casting decision... it's really hard to watch all of his scenes. That wasn't even my first world problem that I came here to gripe about, but it's a pretty big problem. I feel disgusted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 yeah that film is knocked down a few pegs by his performance. i always lose it when he says "i shall travel to byeeeoo-duh-pesssssht" keanu reeves is a walking fwp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkreso Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Eggs that won't peel without breaking apart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Spelling nazi's will be put on trial and hung. What possession of the spelling nazi will be hung? Meat is hung, men are hanged. You pair of illiterate colonial plebs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest futuregirlfriend Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 the oreo is a disappointing biscuit. an uneven and miserly filling between two beggarly chocolate slithers. couldn't trust one as a tea dunking biscuit. i don't think i've seen one jammie dodger in my life with presentation as bad as any of the four biscuits in this packet. they don't even taste that good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 i ate a "Rustlers" hot-dog last night and have had stomach pains all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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