Sprillian Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 In the space of one morning I have managed to: - Burn onions and fill my flat with smoke - throw buckwheat all over the kitchen - lose the screw to my glasses lens - jump into a scalding hot bath - jump into a freezing cold bath - lose the left bud on my only pair of earphones - bang my forehead on the spiky small reindeer head that hangs on my front door - almost get run over whilst deciding whether or not to jump on the approaching bus In that order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 can't decide which cool things to go to over the next few weeks. lynch all nighter looks good but might fall asleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 (edited) this is some of the worst weather I've ever seen. 20cm of snow already, another 30cm expected before tomorrow... wind constant at 50km/h, gusting up to 80km/h.... my road is impassable and I couldn't go to work so my boss is really pissed off. =( http://www.google.org/publicalerts/alert?aid=ebecb752d485a5de&hl=en&gl=CA&source=web Edited December 2, 2013 by StephenG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 You were warned!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnxHF6yL5vE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 (edited) flol what the hell? I see. He hit the nail on the head though. It's cold, bitter, and from the north. Expecting another foot snow by tomorrow. Edited December 2, 2013 by StephenG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Ooze Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 i hurt myself today a part of the machine at my work to melt and chop plastic took a bite in me, 180 degrees celcius thank ged i didn't break my fingers from the presure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 holy crap ivan glad you didn't ooze Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Ooze Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 holy crap ivan glad you didn't ooze it's ok i can still whipe my ass and play call of duty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 (edited) holy crap meng. that's a pretty deadly burn there boss... glad it was just your hand on not your wee man edit: not sure why you'd have your dink out by the machines... Edited December 2, 2013 by StephenG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted December 2, 2013 Share Posted December 2, 2013 holy crap meng. that's a pretty deadly burn there boss... glad it was just your hand on not your wee man edit: not sure why you'd have your dink out by the machines... You would be surprised. A Google search is your gateway to enlightenment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 i hurt myself today to see if you could feel? jk close call there, be careful ma nigga. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshuatxuk Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 (edited) No watmm for a week or so. Starting now. (Night school finals) On to logarithm review questions :/ Edited December 3, 2013 by joshuatx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 No watmm for a week or so. Starting now. (Night school finals) On to logarithm review questions :/ Pffft - see you in a few hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 chen, please get an avatar. please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Milkweg Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 I couldn't sell my mixing desk to buy another mixing desk so i bought a synth instead and now someone wants to buy the mixing desk so i will have no mixing desk until i sell another synth D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 chen, please get an avatar. please? is that your FWP? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshuatxuk Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 No watmm for a week or so. Starting now. (Night school finals) On to logarithm review questions :/ Pffft - see you in a few hours. no way man, wait- last post 4 realz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 I'm going for a smoke in the 80 km/h arctic, northern wind storm that's happening right now. TBH, I'm just interested in experiencing this storm in my regular skin. No housecoat or jacket. Boxers, Shorts, Sandals, 80km/h -25 celcius + windchill. Shrink my balls to the size of a sunflower, but nonetheless... I feel this is exhilarating !!!! not so much a fwp as a fwp endeavour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
usagi Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 RIP steffeng Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Ow My fucking eye hurts slightly. What the shit? Why is eye... hurt... Ow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 I just had to explain to my girlfriend who Ravi Shankar is. No biggie, right? Not exactly a household name. So I said "He's an Indian sitar player. He taught George Harrison how to play." And she said "I have no idea who THAT is!" Uhhhhh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sprigg Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 Subway sandwiches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 How do you pronounce fwp anyway? "Foop?"I guess I'll start calling them foops from now on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 I think it's more like "fwip" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted December 3, 2013 Share Posted December 3, 2013 POLL TAIMU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now