do you pee in the shower?

[Guest fondles the cat]

no ejaculating, but I do enjoy pinching my foreskin together whilst peeing and it blows up like a balloon and then releasing it. Strangely satisfying and cleansing.

 

gonna try this next time

 

i just tried this and it went everywhere

[essines]

you obviously have a tiny penis.

[jules]

maybe he doesn't have extra skin.

 

i dont, i'm a clean cut american.

 

i point my cut american penis towards the drain in the morning with no hands.

 

i like peeing with no hands. i sometimes do this at toilets and urinals as well.

 

i like to pee with hands on hips.

[Velazquez]

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[pcock]

personally, having your foreskin get caught and leave raw bellend exposed to the harsh enviroment of your boxers, or worse, jeans, is extremely unpleasant. circumcision makes no sense to me whatsoever.

[essines]

Also, peeing with hands on hips = wet feet and standing in puddle of urine. unless you've got a little penis that rests on your balls and is auto aimed at the toilet. And i hate wet feet.

[QBLA]

No.

[jules]

yea not true. plus I generally like to rest my penis on someone's chin when it's not resting on my balls. i also put a toque on it when possible.

[essines]

[Root5]

personally, having your foreskin get caught and leave raw bellend exposed to the harsh enviroment of your boxers, or worse, jeans, is extremely unpleasant. circumcision makes no sense to me whatsoever.

 

I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but circumcised men are less sensitive on their bellends, so it isn't unpleasant for them.

 

I'm uncircumcised, so I don't know from experience, but all the circumcised men I know seem totally okay with their situation.

[keltoi]

all the circumcised men I know seem totally okay with their situation.

 

LOL

 

ps. i have peed in shower but only other people's showers.

[Joyrex]

Nope, mine is all clogged (and no amount of drain cleaner can fix it), and as I shower it fills up enough I could probably take a bath... so I'd rather not stand in my own piss.

 

 

Depending on if you have a house or apartment, you might want to see if you have an external clean out trap (usually buried in the back yard) - opening that and getting a plumber to run a drain snake (or rent one yourself) and see if the clog is past your shower where the cleaner is not getting to it effectively...

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personally, having your foreskin get caught and leave raw bellend exposed to the harsh enviroment of your boxers, or worse, jeans, is extremely unpleasant. circumcision makes no sense to me whatsoever.

So true!

[spratters]

This thread is getting very arousing.

 

btw no I don't piss in the shower. What's the point when most of the time the bog is in the same room. I could possibly piss from my shower into the bog but that would undoubtably lead to a stream upon loss of pressure.

[pcock]

im actually a pretty messy person, but something about peeing in the shower just strikes me as inherently wrong. ive never done it. its like pissing on your own feet, even if it does get washed away immediately.

[jules]

im actually a pretty messy person, but something about peeing in the shower just strikes me as inherently wrong. ive never done it. its like pissing on your own feet, even if it does get washed away immediately.

 

just make believe you got a snakebite on your toes and then pee on them.

 

 

i personally have never peed on myself in the shower, although i have made a wet spot in my pants while really drunk trying to hold it in order to make it to the bathroom.

[pcock]

this is it, i dont actually want to piss in the shower. it sounds rubbish.

 

smoking while pooing, however, is the good type of dirty i reckon.

[Guest nene multiple assgasms]

im actually a pretty messy person, but something about peeing in the shower just strikes me as inherently wrong. ive never done it. its like pissing on your own feet, even if it does get washed away immediately.

 

the substance you're creeped out about being on your feet just exited your bladder through your urethra. it was just inside you. the urine of a healthy person is sterile..

[pcock]

so why dont we just start lathering ourselves in piss willy nilly?

[essines]

cause it smells like piss if you don't wash it off.

[jules]

[karmakramer]

no, i piss outside if I want to have a preference... urine and steamy water = bad smell

[Braintree]

This thread caused karmakramer to leave, I know it.

[Guest Coalbucket PI]

I do sometimes but mostly I find it bit yucky. Maybe if my shower drained really efficiently I would be more comfortable with it. I really prefer to poo, pee, ejaculate, eat, shave and brush teeth before showering so the cleanliness is at its most ULTIMATE

[Root5]

This thread caused karmakramer to leave, I know it.

 

If anything, there was not enough of this thread to inspire him to stay.

 

Men, pour one out for kk. In the shower. Out your dick.