This is the thread where you post your poorly researched conspiracy theories and paranoid fantasies

[Cazador Mod Unit]

I will start:

 

1 - troon is Richard's private secretary / PR guy, which means that every time you disrespect the troon you are doing it by proxy to the man himself.

 

2 - Google has been patiently collecting / analyzing every single email you have sent in the last ten years and in 2012 will start hiring people worldwide based on what you say in your texts but that's OK because you think only happy and efficient thoughts ergo, next year you will work at the Googleplex, imagine those year end bonuses.

[logakght]

we all are controlled by robotic goats from space

[sup]

ltm doesent exist and all the ltms are joyrexes dupes to incense us to behave good to try to get into ltm 1 day which never happens

[essines]

I've been told Joyrex is Richard D James and I've got absolutely no reason to discount this claim.

[chenGOD]

Agent provocateur.

[Cazador Mod Unit]

You guys are good, what if ... Joyrex is our actual collective father and he's been secretly using watmm for decades in order to educate us into reaching our fullest potential using terror and tough love? Take a look at his latest joke in the foundation thread.

 

It was IRL LOL and I'm 100% serious everyone.

 

I don't really know how to make jokes and this is why I always tell the truth.

[MAXIMUS MISCHIEF]

ltm doesent exist and all the ltms are joyrexes dupes to incense us to behave good to try to get into ltm 1 day which never happens

 

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[sup]

ltm doesent exist and all the ltms are joyrexes dupes to incense us to behave good to try to get into ltm 1 day which never happens

 

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[Guest disparaissant]

sup is former president gerald ford

[Cazador Mod Unit]

edit delete all because my theory was way too dangerous.

[Guest disparaissant]

edit SHIT MINE TOO

[Silent Member]

mustcontroltho4 is a government agent and this thread is a trap.

[vertsk8er419]

but theories and fantasies are only good when 'poor' and 'paranoid' don't fit their description. thus shit thread?

 

 

edit:no offense, just attempting to use sound logic

[essines]

impotentwhitecapitalist is 15 years old.

[Cazador Mod Unit]

mustcontroltho4 is a government agent and this thread is a trap.

 

False consciousness alert!

[Hautlle]

Environmentalists are too dumb to know that the environmentalist movement is using the exact same strategy the Nazis used to convince people that jews living among them was a serious problem. In a few years we will all be debating "The final solution to the Global Warming Question" and who has to die. It's obvious that life on Earth wants the planet to be hotter. Biology has been heating the planet forever. That is why life made people who want to live everywhere, but cant survive or even eat food without making heat. It's so obvious. If we don't heat the earth nature will get rid of us and find some organism that can.

[triachus]

this forum is being used by only 7 guys and everyone else are their dupes

[vamos scorcho]

this forum is being used by only 7 guys and everyone else are their dupes

 

and those guys are all aliens representing different intergalactic councils.

 

the war is being fought right here and nobody knows it. keep looking, it's all archived.

[perunamuusi]

this forum is being used by only 7 guys and everyone else are their dupes

 

 

not a milion miles from the truth

[Cazador Mod Unit]

excuse my unforgivable ignorance but please reveal the name of those seven users.

[jules]

Environmentalists are too dumb to know that the environmentalist movement is using the exact same strategy the Nazis used to convince people that jews living among them was a serious problem. In a few years we will all be debating "The final solution to the Global Warming Question" and who has to die. It's obvious that life on Earth wants the planet to be hotter. Biology has been heating the planet forever. That is why life made people who want to live everywhere, but cant survive or even eat food without making heat. It's so obvious. If we don't heat the earth nature will get rid of us and find some organism that can.

 

this is interesting...

[Guest boo]

Environmentalists are too dumb to know that the environmentalist movement is using the exact same strategy the Nazis used to convince people that jews living among them was a serious problem. In a few years we will all be debating "The final solution to the Global Warming Question" and who has to die. It's obvious that life on Earth wants the planet to be hotter. Biology has been heating the planet forever. That is why life made people who want to live everywhere, but cant survive or even eat food without making heat. It's so obvious. If we don't heat the earth nature will get rid of us and find some organism that can.

are you part of whatever organisation it was that put leg-warmers on the lampposts on my street?

[sup]

if you cant survive without heat comw come when u put someone in the cold they life forever

 

life = live

[Guest disparaissant]

excuse my unforgivable ignorance but please reveal the name of those seven users.

all seven of them are dupes of enter a new display name

[data]

every neutron, proton and electron contains an entire universe, sort of like