LimpyLoo Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Rixx, throw off your shackles. You only yolo a couple of times before you yodo so emancipate yo ass, brolo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 it's kinda funny how few people know rixxx is mike p's wife LOL WHATEVER YOLO i'm too far gone, i can only get off to vague metaphysical concepts now. the other day i went to a gnostic conference & as soon as they started talking about the eternal feminine i was like ah shit gonna cum lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Implying we didnt know? Hows your assburgers tasting, dr lopez? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Rixx, throw off your shackles. You only yolo a couple of times before you yodo so emancipate yo ass, brolo. FLOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 I thought her comment was sarcastic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 I thought her comment was sarcastic That's because you have Asperger's Syndrome. (don't worry, everyone on WATMM has it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rixxx Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 I thought her comment was sarcastic yep, fucking hell, I need to work on my posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichieBees Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 jesus christ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fahz0r Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 i... like this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awepittance Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Basically, lucid dreaming is the way forward. have you had much lucid dream sex? I find that it's one of the easiest ways to end a lucid dream prematurely, once the reptile brain takes over the lucidity gets lost really fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rixxx Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Basically, lucid dreaming is the way forward. have you had much lucid dream sex? I find that it's one of the easiest ways to end a lucid dream prematurely, once the reptile brain takes over the lucidity gets lost really fast. That is true, most of my lucid dreams are about talking about dreams or surviving some sort of attack. I find you can pull yourself back in though from sexy time dreams, you just have to be hella lazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Ooze Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 i just checked that chestbuster clip on efukt i wish i hadn't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-bizarre-ways-to-stop-yourself-from-masturbating/ i won't be the only one who failed at this point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glunk Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 no, don't do that. porn and masturbation aren't synonymous. masturbation is good. anyone who disagrees is a wanker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adieu Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Porn bores me if the woman isn't obviously orgasmic or isn't extremely good at faking it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 The Great Porn Experiment: The Thread that Reminds Fred to Masturbate to Porn When He Sees it at the Top of the Page Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pabs Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 I gave it up a few weeks ago as an experiment after first reading this thread. Haven't caved in yet! It's a good thing I have a girlfriend. Although if I didn't have one, I think this would still be a good idea as it would motivate me to go out and meet more people. Plus, Chen was spot on with his post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terpentintollwut Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 I'm glad I started my porn addiction on a 56k modem - Watching those little progress-bars increase ever so slightly while imagining what the video might look like and praying that the file isn't gonna be corrupted at least vaguely resembles the time and effort it takes to hit on a girl IRL and convince her to have sex with you ... but then again, thinking about it, I could have just invested this time into actually doing that. For real though, I feel like I kinda dodged the bullet after watching the video form the OP. I didn't have unlimited access to porn from the start, but I would have had it, had I been born some five years later! On a related note, I believe most fetishes are the result of some kind of impression or trauma you got when you were young. You know, like that picture you saw in that Czech magazine that your friend stole from his weird uncle, the one of that lady who got her anus widened to tennis ball size - that shit was traumatizing as fuck! Yet, for some reason, twenty years later, it's that very picture that makes you wanna try it on your neighbor lady... you know what I mean? - And before you're asking, no, this didn't happen to me. It was a Slovakian magazine! But I saw other stuff, of course, some I remember and can trace back, other stuff I don't ... but I'm pretty convinced most sexual preferences you have as an adult are rooted in impressions you got quite early on. Now imagine what will happen to the adult version of the seven year old who watched 2-girls-1-cup, or to his little brother who happened to get a pop-up-ad for Eels up the Asian Girl's Asshole whilst playing a Carebears flash-game? Sounds all very worrying. But sounds a WHOLE LOT less worrying when you think about how kids in medieval times probably witness IRL-rape and murder on a daily basis. What harm are a bit of vomiting Japanese chicks gonna do, really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Root5 Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Has anyone else found that porn seems hotter after knowing about the damaging psychological effects of it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ego Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 I built up some weird fetishes and it's not related to any trauma or psychological issues. I completely agree that at some point you just get off on "shock" value or weird specific shit when porn gets boring. I tried this no porn/wank thing for a while and all it did was made me long even more for women. As a single, desperate misogynist, I don't see the appeal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awepittance Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 As a single, desperate misogynist, I don't see the appeal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 *joins the club* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Has anyone else found that porn seems hotter after knowing about the damaging psychological effects of it? So true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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