Npoess Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 http://metro.co.uk/2013/05/15/man-reportedly-tries-to-have-sex-with-hornets-nest-and-dies-3760129/ A man so bloated that a neighbour who saw his body on a lawn mistook it for a whale carcass was stung to death by hornets after apparently trying to have sex with their nest. The 35-year-old, known only as Hasse, was found unconscious after his reportedly stinging sex session. The apparently misguided man died an hour after he was located on his farm in Ystad, Sweden. A neighbour said he looked like a beached whale, due to the inflammation caused by the stings. Following an autopsy that revealed Hasse had 146 stings on his body – 54 of those on his genitals – authorities came to the conclusion he tried to have sex with the hornets’ nest. Police are said to have found semen and the deceased man’s pubic hair on a few of the dead insects and at the opening of the nest. Unsurprisingly, the reports of the unfortunate event did not go down well with animal rights campaigners, who expressed concern for the hornets. We’re not sure if the unfortunate man was taking his appreciation of late Swedish author Stieg Larsson to a rather literal level… Most IDM 2013 right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audioblysk Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Animal rights groups expressed concern for hornets eh? Only in Sweden... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 wtfffffffffffffffffffffff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Npoess Posted May 15, 2013 Author Share Posted May 15, 2013 @RichieBees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Guess he went for the ultimate buzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcbpete Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 "We’re not sure if the unfortunate man was taking his appreciation of late Swedish author Stieg Larsson to a rather literal level…" - journalist sensitivity at its very peak there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Classic Hasse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 good god (@joyrex's comment, i have little interest in the subject of the OP) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest yikes Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 love at first sting human stupidity knows no boundaries..the envelope just got extended Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frankie5fingers Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 This is all that i could think of when reading that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Isn't this how Macauley Culkin died in My Girl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rixxx Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 maybe he started with ants then went to bees and it escalated to hornets. horny hornets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 The web was abuzz today with the apparent news that a man in Sweden had died after trying to have sex with a nest of hornets. Reports circulated across the world of a man so bloated that his body was mistaken for a whale carcass. The 35-year-old, apparently known only as Hasse, was said to have been found unconscious next to his farm in Ystad, Sweden. A neighbour was quoted as saying Hasse looked like a beached whale due to the inflammation caused by hundreds of stings. However, it now appears as though the story was too good to be true, albeit not for the unfortunate Hasse, as he is said to not even exist. The original source for the story has now been traced to a satirical website in Sweden, which reported the stinging tale back in September, 2012. It was originally reported animal rights campaigners were concerned about the wellbeing of the hornets, but we are now fairly sure no hornets (or men called Hasse) were harmed in the making of this story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackdust Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Girl with the dragon tattoo Guy who fucked a hornets nest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest isaki Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 at least he came Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcofribas Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 The web was abuzz today with the apparent news that a man in Sweden had died after trying to have sex with a nest of hornets. Reports circulated across the world of a man so bloated that his body was mistaken for a whale carcass. The 35-year-old, apparently known only as Hasse, was said to have been found unconscious next to his farm in Ystad, Sweden. A neighbour was quoted as saying Hasse looked like a beached whale due to the inflammation caused by hundreds of stings. However, it now appears as though the story was too good to be true, albeit not for the unfortunate Hasse, as he is said to not even exist. The original source for the story has now been traced to a satirical website in Sweden, which reported the stinging tale back in September, 2012. It was originally reported animal rights campaigners were concerned about the wellbeing of the hornets, but we are now fairly sure no hornets (or men called Hasse) were harmed in the making of this story. buzz kill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 I keep picturing this fake Hasse guy acting out the ultra polite dating dialogue from Vsnare's "Plunging Hornets" before plunging his dick into some hornets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mirezzi Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Please lock this thread and ban the OP. Nothing good will come of this topic. </precog> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Hasse's only goal here was to become a whale. His methods may have been questionable, but you have to admire his determination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friendly Foil Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Please lock this thread and ban the OP. Nothing good will come of this topic. </precog> No Don't :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 maybe he started with ants then went to bees and it escalated to hornets. horny hornets. Damn those horny hornets! PS that one's going in the joke book Joyrex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattern recognition Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Classic Hasse lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 The web was abuzz today with the apparent news that a man in Sweden had died after trying to have sex with a nest of hornets. Reports circulated across the world of a man so bloated that his body was mistaken for a whale carcass. The 35-year-old, apparently known only as Hasse, was said to have been found unconscious next to his farm in Ystad, Sweden. A neighbour was quoted as saying Hasse looked like a beached whale due to the inflammation caused by hundreds of stings. However, it now appears as though the story was too good to be true, albeit not for the unfortunate Hasse, as he is said to not even exist. The original source for the story has now been traced to a satirical website in Sweden, which reported the stinging tale back in September, 2012. It was originally reported animal rights campaigners were concerned about the wellbeing of the hornets, but we are now fairly sure no hornets (or men called Hasse) were harmed in the making of this story. buzz kill I'd love to agree but that's what the article OP linked to says! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Npoess Posted May 15, 2013 Author Share Posted May 15, 2013 Please lock this thread and ban the OP. Nothing good will come of this topic. </precog> U hurt me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny O Flannagin Posted May 15, 2013 Share Posted May 15, 2013 Guess he went for the ultimate buzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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