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All of you are WRONG ABOUT SOFT DRINKS.

The only acceptable Soft Drink tastes like medicine, for when your want the curative properties of your cask strength Laphroaig without impeding your manual dexterity.

 

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It's like a mouthful of horehounds and a kiss from a decaying english gran AND IT IS GLORIOUS.

 

EDIT: IT'S MADE WITH FUCKING GENTIAN ROOT
FUCKING GENTIAN ROOT

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I can't help but think that people who claim to enjoy Moxie are just posturing.

 

 

nah

I just honestly really dislike sweet soft drinks and I grew up around Moxie, which I hated at first, but it's QG TBQH

Everything else is too damn sweet and cloying imo

Blame my grandfather for being one of those hipster 1930s Mainer fisherfolk and keeping the fridge stocked with it

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I can't help but think that people who claim to enjoy Moxie are just posturing.

 

 

nah

I just honestly really dislike sweet soft drinks and I grew up around Moxie, which I hated at first, but it's QG TBQH

Everything else is too damn sweet and cloying imo

 

 

I believe you intellectually. But emotionally I simply can't believe you.

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You guys have terrible taste in root beer.

 

 

autechre is tedious, boring music for people with autism.

conan o'brien is a self important, whiny twat.

arrested development isn't funny.

doctor who is wish fulfillment for annoying anglophile girls. no american man actually enjoys it.

philip k dick is a terrible writer.

kurt vonnegut is a terrible writer.

 

I agree

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EARTH HAS 4 CORNER

SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY

TIME CUBE

WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION.

4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1

DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.

IGNORANCE OF TIMECUBE4

SIMPLE MATH IS RETARDATION

AND EVIL EDUCATION DAMNATION.

CUBELESS AMERICANS DESERVE -

AND SHALL BE EXTERMINATED.

 

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the godfather isn't as great as everyone says it is and francis ford coppola was a fluke

Apocalypse Now may go down as one of the best, when it's all said and done

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