Happy 4th of July!

[iococoi]

[ambermonk]

I got invited over to a fish fry happening in a few hours. Already made the three-bean avocado salad that I'll bring.

Couldn't care less about much else tbh, as long as there's good food.

[Nebraska]

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[Rubin Farr]

Happy 4th  

[whosebrian]

[decibal cooper]

OHHH SYY CAN YOUUU CREAMMM Happy fWHOREth of GOOly you star-SPANKled SLUTS and patriotic PRICKS️ Today as you get AbraHOT for the POUNDING Fathers in your lives, ‍‍BEND OVER and let them ️PUMP their red and WHITE stripes DEEP into your blue BOX Let us pledge allegiance to COCK AND BALLS and ASS AND TITS as the ORGASMIC bombs URST in air️ I’m proud to be an AmeriCUNT this IndepenDICKS Day Every STUPID HOE knows that WashingTWERK DC is our national capital, but only the HOTTEST pieces of merican ASS can recite the SLUTS and their capitals Let’s SCREAM them together—READY
MontCUMery, AlaCLAMa
GOONeau, AlaSKEET
PENIS, AREOLA
Little COCK, ArkanRAW
SCROTUMento, CaliFORNICATE
DenVERSE, ColoRODo
HARDford, ERECTicut
BENDover, DelaBAREBACK
PHALLICassee, FloriDONKI-DONK
FATlanta, GeORGYa
HonoluLUBED, HaWEENY
BUSSY, IdaHOE
SPUNKfield, IlliLINGUS
IndiaFAPolis🫨, IndiANUS
Des LOINES, IoWANK
TOEPICKER, KansASS
FrankFART, KenCUCKy
SCAT ‘N’ SPLOOGE, LouSQUEEZEiana🫨
AuGUSHta, MOANe
AnnaHOLEis, MaryHANDY
BUST-on, MassaGOOCHetts
LUSTing, BITCHigan
TAINT Paul, MEATYsota
JACKS-on, MISS-PISSY-SISSY
JOHNSON City, KISSouri
HeleNUT, MOUNTana
LICK-CUM, NebraSKANK
cARSEson SHITTY, NeVAGa
ConcWHOREd, New HUMPSHART
TrenTWAT, New JIZZY
Santa GAY, NUDE MexiCUM
Al-BONER, New PORKED
RaLIBIDO, North CaroLACTATE
PISSmarck, North DaCOOCHIE
ColumBOOTY, O-HOG-o
CHOKElahoma‍ City, OklaHOMO
SLAM-EM🫨, OreGASM
HarrisSPURT, PENILEvania
PROSTITUTE, CHODE Island
CoLABIA, SUS CaroLIGMA
QUEER, SUCK DICKota
ASSville, TennesSEMEN
AuSTUFFED, SEXas
SLUT LICK TITTY, UTERUS
MontPEE-IN-HER, VerMOIST
DICKmond, VIAGARA
oNYMPHia, WashingTOOT
CharlesTONGUE, West VAGINA
DADDY’S SON, WisSQUIRTson
HYMENne, WyoMOMMY
Bonus (BONER) round for the PPulated territories
PaGOO PaGOO, AmeriCREAMY Samoa️
HE-GOT-IN-YA, GUANO
SENPAI, WHOREthern Mariana SLIMElands
San WAP, PUSSY Rico
Charlotte ANALLY, US VIRGIN SIMPlands
Send this to quizzical jizzical American CUMPATRIOTS If you get , your little pent-up Puritan PUSSY will be GLUED SHUT️ If you get , you’ll be filled to the BRIM with PA
TRIOTISM as you STUFF ALL your HOLES️ with WIENERS️