squarepusher The holy union of bathroomery

[perunamuusi]

the first time i ever spunked was on the bog... i had a multiple toiletgasm (about 5 or 6 in a row) but with no spuzz emission and without my boner subsiding, then on the 6th or 7th time i got a bingo and the floodgates were opened. tried to achieve that again soon after but it never happened. nowadays i have to put my face right down in the pan, just after ive taken a shit, to even get a semi-on

[impakt]

I know the feeling

[sneaksta303]

nowadays i have to put my face right down in the pan, just after ive taken a shit, to even get a semi-on

 

I blame the internets

[Capsaicin]

I heard that when you fart with a shaved ass, the fart feels like it's kinda squeezed between both cheeks and it's very uncomfortable

[perunamuusi]

i used to get nice bum bumbles when youre sitting down and the fart gets stuck between your cheeks and you can rock it back and forth up and down your crease... my arsecrack is like a shit encrusted thatched cottage roof now so no chance of that anymore

 

FML

[Capsaicin]

poor ludd

 

[Siegecow]

for this to really make sense you should vomit and hemorrhage into the toilet too.

 

then things really start to make sense

[Guest abusivegeorge]

i used to get nice bum bumbles when youre sitting down and the fart gets stuck between your cheeks and you can rock it back and forth up and down your crease... my arsecrack is like a shit encrusted thatched cottage roof now so no chance of that anymore

 

FML

 

Fucking lol, same here bro (althought you probably know that).

[sneaksta303]

for this to really make sense you should vomit and hemorrhage into the toilet too.

 

then things really start to make sense

 

good point. Where is my mother with the spoon?

[perunamuusi]

i used to get nice bum bumbles when youre sitting down and the fart gets stuck between your cheeks and you can rock it back and forth up and down your crease... my arsecrack is like a shit encrusted thatched cottage roof now so no chance of that anymore

 

FML

 

Fucking lol, same here bro (althought you probably know that).

 

 

no . no i didn't. always good to know though.

 

also. bumbles = bubbles

[Guest abusivegeorge]

Yes you will probably need to know for the next time we sleep in bed together. In case you decide to fondle.

[Guest abusivegeorge]

Ouch, fucking hell, lol.

[thehauntingsoul]

I hate when you wipe your ass but the hair holds onto all the shit. It can take forever to wipe.

 

I trim my ass hair but if i shaved it would get all stubbly and thats mega uncomfortable.

 

Oh uncomfortable fate

[Guest zaphod]

i was in the woods once taking a shit and i crouched down at an angle where i ended up just shitting right into my shorts. this turned me on so i fucked an oak tree, then listened to an unreleased tycho track called moonshine megarainbow while i pulled bark out of my ravaged penis.

 

[Guest Super lurker ultra V12]

[YEK]

*shakes head*

[Guest abusivegeorge]

i was in the woods once taking a shit and i crouched down at an angle where i ended up just shitting right into my shorts. this turned me on so i fucked an oak tree, then listened to an unreleased tycho track called moonshine megarainbow while i pulled bark out of my ravaged penis.

 

 

Fucking what lol

[Guest theSun]

i was in the woods once taking a shit and i crouched down at an angle where i ended up just shitting right into my shorts. this turned me on so i fucked an oak tree, then listened to an unreleased tycho track called moonshine megarainbow while i pulled bark out of my ravaged penis.

 

 

Fucking what lol

 

idm.

 

my friend once shit too low in a patch of poison ivy while drunk. he had a rash all up in his crack, bad times.

[pylonbitch]

apparently, and according to the thread title,..

 

 

i haven't 'live'.

 

 

 

tremendous.

[Guest JohnTqs]

the first time i ever spunked was on the bog... i had a multiple toiletgasm (about 5 or 6 in a row) but with no spuzz emission and without my boner subsiding, then on the 6th or 7th time i got a bingo and the floodgates were opened. tried to achieve that again soon after but it never happened. nowadays i have to put my face right down in the pan, just after ive taken a shit, to even get a semi-on

 

i think you're talking about masturbation here but i'm just not sure

[perunamuusi]

moonshine megarainbow

 

lols

[Guest abusivegeorge]

the first time i ever spunked was on the bog... i had a multiple toiletgasm (about 5 or 6 in a row) but with no spuzz emission and without my boner subsiding, then on the 6th or 7th time i got a bingo and the floodgates were opened. tried to achieve that again soon after but it never happened. nowadays i have to put my face right down in the pan, just after ive taken a shit, to even get a semi-on

 

i think you're talking about masturbation here but i'm just not sure

 

Yeah I got a bit confused at having to put your head right down in the pan thing? I think maybe he is trying to suck his own cock, and thats the only way he can really get a boner anymore.

[perunamuusi]

you know... the pan? the toilet? where the shit i have just done is?

 

what this thread is about

[Guest abusivegeorge]

Yes but why are you putting your head down there to get a semi on? Are you saying you need to smell your own shit to get a semi on?

[sneaksta303]

dur dur dur smell and radiation