Guest Calx Sherbet Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 To the left, take it back now ya’ll 1 hop this time, right foot let’s stomp Left foot let’s stomp, Cha Cha real smooth Turn it down, to the left Take it back now ya’ll 1 hop this time, right foot let’s stomp Left foot let’s stomp, Cha Cha now ya’ll Now it’s time to get funky To the right now, to the left Take it back now ya’ll 1 hop this time, 1 hop this time Right foot 2 stomps, left foot 2 stomps Slide to the left, slide to the right Criscross, criscross Cha Cha real smooth Let’s go to work To the left, take it back now ya’ll 2 hops this time, 2 hops this time Right foot 2 stomps, left foot 2 stomps Hands on your knees, hands on your knees Get funky with it, aahhhhhhhhhh yaaaa Come on, Cha Cha now ya’ll Turn it down, to the left Take it back now ya’ll 5 hops this time Right foot let’s stomp, left foot let’s stomp Right foot again, left foot again Right foot let’s stomp, left foot let’s stomp Freeze, Everybody Clap yo hands Come on ya’ll, check it out How low can you go? Can you go down low? All the way to da floor? How low can you go? Can you bring it to the top? Like it never never stop? Can you bring it to the top? 1 hop, right foot now Left foot now ya’ll Cha Cha real smooth Turn it down, to the left Take it back now ya’ll 1 hop this time,1 hop this time Reverse, Reverse Slide to the left, slide to the right Reverse Reverse, reverse reverse Cha Cha now ya’ll Cha Cha again Cha Cha now ya’ll Cha Cha again Turn it down To the left, that it back now ya’ll 2 hops 2 hops, 2 hops 2 hops Right foot let’s stomp, left foot let’s stomp Charlie Brown, hop it out now Slide to the right, slide to the left Take it back now ya’ll Cha Cha now ya’ll Turn it down To the left, take it back now ya’ll 3 hops this time Right foot now, left foot now ya’ll Cha Cha it out Turn it down To the right, to the right ya’ll To the left, take it back now ya’ll 4 hops this time Right foot now now ya’ll, left foot now ya’ll Cha Cha now ya’ll Cha Cha again, Cha Cha again Turn it down Take it back now ya’ll Right foot let’s stomp, left foot let’s stomp 6 hops this time Right foot let’s stomp, left foot let’s stomp Right foot 2 stomps, Left foot 2 stomps Criscross, Criscross Slide to the left, Slide to the right Let me hear you clap yo hands Cha Cha now, Cha Cha again Turn it down To the left, take it back now ya’ll 2 hops 2 hops, 2 hops 2 hops Right foot 2 stomps, left foot 2 stomps Hands on your knees, hands on your knees Aahhhh yaaaa, get funky with it Get down now ya’ll, Come on, come on Cha Cha now ya’ll Let’s go to work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 listen to it again. he says hump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba69 Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 i haven't wiped once since the clean breaks thread where i learned about the back arching technique, but I was formally a stander, a wadder, and a front to backer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 usually because of a mage, fucking aggro stealing cunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 I wrote an essay on the absolute best wiping techniques because i am a master wiper but i cant find it because anything useful ever written on watmm is gone now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 HOW DO YOU WIPE??? HOW CAN SHE WIPE???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 I learned everything i know about how to wipe from WATMM. the 2 handed buffwipe. pushing th efinger right up inside. showering before and after pooping. carrying a pooprag around in a little ziplog bag etc. farting on my wife's neck (technically not relevant here) but now it, like everything on WATMM, over 48hrs old is jettisoned (sp?) into the ethernets, never to be seen again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 my mum wipes me clean while she occupies me with her boobies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 handy wipes. Very handy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnjoyableFog Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 I use the three shells. Three seashells to be exact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 very gingerly right now because i think i have a fissure which is probably induced by troon-related stress Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noise Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 usually because of a mage, fucking aggro stealing cunts. l2tank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ZeroHour Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 stick vigilance on highest aggroing dps nubcakes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 just so everyone knows, if you're not bleeding, you're not clean yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundwave Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 middle digit get deep in and give it a twirl, repeat until spotless or slightly blood stained Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Go outside. Find a small tree or bush. Squat and walk back and forth over it letting the branches and leaves wipe and catapult the turdage to fuck knows where as it whips back up. The natural way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Drag your arse across the carpet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 she's groundmopping lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Noooooooo, not on the fucking experiment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 i don't have to worry about wiping ever since i got this catheter put in. i just have to worry about leaking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Colostomy tube FTW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoodie Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Colostomy tube FTW! dude, catheters are no fun. ok? don't make fun of me. fuck you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Colostomy tube FTW! dude, catheters are no fun. ok? don't make fun of me. fuck you. Catheter or no catheter you are beautiful and Paul said I can say this. Edit : So did Sam. Just coverin' my tracks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 I wipe my ass with a cactus. It teaches me not to make such messy shits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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