keltoi Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 she looks like she enjoys giving a thorough anal fisting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theSun Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 well either or, sounds like an adventure not to be missed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 You should definitely e-mail her. You should definitely keep WATMM intimately up-to-date*. *For example: Take pictures of her when you meet up. Perhaps record the date on a dictaphone. Maybe get some video of her walking away so that we can judge her personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 i think you need to take control. for example don't say "how abut thursday? where do you want to meet?" say "Thursday. [location]." and good luck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 good god this thread fucking delivers. more, please. please follow through and update us with as many pics as possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 this has probably already been mentioned but: give the napkin to oscillik. He needs it more than you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Yeah, she might be 40, tops. If so, she'll be tossing your salad in the shower before you even know what hit you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Dear babe, at the end of Best of the best (the first one) Tommy has the chance to finish of the bad Korean guy with the eye patch. The Korean baddie is barely able to stand and is at Tommy's mercy but his close friend and teammate, played by Alex Roberts, is like "Tommy.... No" "no...... NO" and the American team coach played by James Earl Jones (voice of Vader) is saying "NO!" Alex Roberts turns to James Earl Jones and says "he's gonna kill him!" and then the timer runs out and the Korean falls to the floor. Message me back if you want to take this further, Phling if you dont just forward this, you are a moron. this is most certainly the most surefire angle to take. damn rambo, well played. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xyrofen Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Rambo consistently makes the funniest posts of any WATMMer imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berndspring1974 Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 i can give photo need more wattum advice will sleep now, wake up tomorrow that´s her? no way she is in her mid-thirties. I´m in my mid-thirties and i look 30 years younger than her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xyrofen Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 this has probably already been mentioned but: give the napkin to oscillik. He needs it more than you. i always wondered what it'd be like to jack off onto a napkin... Rough. Edit: and Saddening. It's like "You Could Hear It In The Sky". It's great, but something feels wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest maantecaaa!!! Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 Be confident, be mysterious. Don't ruin your chances with too much talk. Now you're just a piece of meat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thejacketloose Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 The last time I got a pamphlet from a female it said "Leave me alone you Cunt". I could only recover my lost pride by watching her squirm in a tar pit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 "pamphlet" *shudders* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ruiagnelo Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 "pamphlet" *shudders* LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Super lurker ultra V12 Posted July 9, 2010 Share Posted July 9, 2010 The last time I got a pamphlet from a female it said "Leave me alone you Cunt". I could only recover my lost pride by watching her squirm in a tar pit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 let's make this short and concise: mail her and take pics of the date. post them here as proof afterwards. in the mail, if i were you, i'd go the (politically) honest way (you got a napkin from your friends with her address that night and that you'd be interested to have a drink with her at the next match in the same place...etc etc) now gogogogo!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 you are running out of time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaen Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 MORE INFORMATION ALREADY, GUY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boris Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 Phling, Once you get her address send her a package of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 i went for a pee pee. What's with the baby talk? Come to think of it, I met a Korean kid who had been adopted by French folks, he said "pee pee" as well. Anyways, in English - say piss, or if you must use pee, then one will suffice. need more wattum advice Get better taste in women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ruiagnelo Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 i went for a pee pee. What's with the baby talk? Come to think of it, I met a Korean kid who had been adopted by French folks, he said "pee pee" as well. Anyways, in English - say piss, or if you must use pee, then one will suffice. need more wattum advice Get better taste in women. You nailed it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megapussi Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 meet for a cup of coffee is the best pick up line period Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brachiosaur Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 Fuck her from behind, pretend like you're coming and pull out. Then, spit on her back and when she turns around cum in her face = win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntainer Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 Fuck her from behind, pretend like you're coming and pull out. Then, spit on her back and when she turns around cum in her face = win! win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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