jules Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 NYC is the center of everything so yea, eastern time is what everything runs on and right now it's 10:11pm here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 thank you, it only took me a full page of replies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 It's actually 1:15 a.m. in what used to be called Eastern Time, the year is 2132, and what you perceive as reality is a simulation, and terrible robotic lizards are currently raping you. Can you feel it? It is also simultaneously the year 212 B.C. and you have been knocked unconscious by a cave bear. The cave bear is currently raping you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 The electrical impulse from the robotic probing appendages and the simultaneous gross trauma caused by the cave bear reaching explosive orgasm will converge-- think of this holographically if it is confusing to you-- and your "present" "consciousness" will experience the audiovisual sensation of watching Louie in approximately 1 minute. In fact, two simultaneous, but not temporally coterminous, "selves" will be dying horrible deaths. Enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 It's actually 1:15 a.m. in what used to be called Eastern Time, the year is 2132, and what you perceive as reality is a simulation, and terrible robotic lizards are currently raping you. Can you feel it? It is also simultaneously the year 212 B.C. and you have been knocked unconscious by a cave bear. The cave bear is currently raping you. on a slovenian cave you mean! that bear had cancer in his femur so i removed it (the femur), dug some holes in it and invented what today is called the flute. 2000 years after that people get raped with flutes, it's mental Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 That's not how it happens you're fucking up Louie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 at the same time, but at different hours, an ostrich crashed while running with excess blood alcohol, bones from its left wing were used to make another flute, a thing that we call today "a stick with holes". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 great, now everyone is watching it and i stay here grounded waiting 5 or 6 hours for an available download :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 you should live in eastern time. you'd be thinking that it was a pretty funny episode right now. and you still have a sore ass from the bear fucking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cruising for burgers Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 fuck me i'm moving to eastern time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pabs Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Great first episode last night! Can't wait to see the rest! It's good to have Louie back! Now once LD returns, Summer has REALLY begun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eugene Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 yeah good start ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 I live the fact that he does all the editing of his own show too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 Very good first episode. Were the neighbors the Seinfeld "Street Toughs?" I'm pretty sure they were at least half of the Street Toughs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mirezzi Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 Excellent first episode and even a bit of good acting from CK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 Very good first episode. Were the neighbors the Seinfeld "Street Toughs?" I'm pretty sure they were at least half of the Street Toughs. yes! wasju talking to him or wasju talking to me? because obviously ju was taking to oneofus. who?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mirezzi Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 Very good first episode. Were the neighbors the Seinfeld "Street Toughs?" I'm pretty sure they were at least half of the Street Toughs. Well spotted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chim Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 Brilliant ep. The editing is great and that last standup bit left me in stitches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eugene Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 "i'll text you when i gather more data" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 great episode indeed Do you want to have intercourse now? Are you ready? vagitine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunnar Posted July 1, 2011 Share Posted July 1, 2011 "i'll text you when i gather more data" i lol'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eugene Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 just bumping it to say : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murve33 Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 great episode indeed Do you want to have intercourse now? Are you ready? vagitine? Ha, that episode was brilliant. I got on the boat late because I don't have cable. Louie is a fantastic show though. That Pamela Adlon lady is awesome too. Plus I love her because she does Bobby's voice from King of the Hill, Milo from Oblongs, and Pajama Sam. I told my Mom about him a couple of weeks ago and I think she's watched "Chewed Up" about 5 times now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 cokie-smurf. I love cokie-smurf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted August 12, 2011 Share Posted August 12, 2011 what a magnificent bastard he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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