Friendly Foil Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 my girlfriend's dog* smells bad and is really old and pants really loud constantly and makes me feel bad for just absolutely hating it. i mean fuck. it's a dog. it doesn't mean to be as awful as it is. but i fucking hate that dog anyways. fucker. just constantly panting and stinking up the room. jesus christ. *actually her mom's dog and she's not too fond of him either rude.. poor dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 There is an orchestra of dogs that barks every day, all day, into the courtyard of my apartment complex. I should probably just get some chocolate to throw on their balconies. This shit goes on at midnight, at 6am, at noon, all day. The little dogs are the worst, it sounds like ewoks having domestic disputes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syd syside Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uptown devil Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 got yet another $50 street sweeping parking ticket this morning. It happens the fourth Thursday of every month and I've gotten hit with 3 out of the last 4. the street wasn't even dirty goddamnit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 i always forget about the month October. what the fuck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 i always forget about the month October. what the fuck? what exactly do you mean? october is cool, the fall and such Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 i just forget that month exists.. i always think "right, it's august.. almost september.. then it'll be november. fuck! it's almost christmas. wait.. no.. there's something before november. oh yeah, october. what the fuck is wrong with me?" do that every year this year i thought "hmm it's 2011.. no, it's 2012? 2012? fuck!".. do that once every year too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 (edited) Sometimes I transpose important dates in November to February and vice versa (eg, birthdays, not obvious holidays). I have no idea why, except they're kind of temporal antipodes if you think about a calendar linearly and not cyclically, but that's not really even the case, fuck. Fuck. Edited August 23, 2012 by baph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Also I definitely didn't signpost the joke in the Unruly Passenger thread @ post #3 enough, and thus it's a bad joke and I should feel bad and plus it references an awful movie and what the fuck was I thinking and I'm probably on everyone's ignore list now and I am so lonely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
logakght Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 the constant urge to kill myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcofribas Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Also I definitely didn't signpost the joke in the Unruly Passenger thread @ post #3 enough, and thus it's a bad joke and I should feel bad and plus it references an awful movie and what the fuck was I thinking and I'm probably on everyone's ignore list now and I am so lonely it feels really good that i can't see this post bc baph is on my ignore list. really good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcofribas Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 neither do i :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 I supplied £1500 worth of parts to a garage a couple of months ago and their cheque bounced. I've been trying to sort it out since to no avail. Now they've gone into liquidation so no chance of monies. Today I find out that the accountant has told the business owner via email. He didn't know anything about this previously. So, I'm expecting him to turn up today and shout as loud as he possibly can at me. He does it like he's talking to a child, there's no conversational elements about it at all. It's quite possibly that he'll either sack me or make me redundant. Either way I'll be lucky to have a job at the end of the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Npoess Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 (edited) Coffee is making me dizzy and feel weird. But I can't stop drinking it. Edited August 26, 2012 by Npoess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmanyo Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 (edited) The only health insurance I can get is through my school, and it's shit. Insurance companies refuse to cover me. If I break an arm or something I might even have to file for bankruptcy. edit: the fact that this is a first world problem shows how great America is doing Edited August 26, 2012 by gmanyo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 yeah im in the same boat. i've been to the ER twice in the last year and have a couple grand in bills from that and just no way to pay it. yay america! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schlucharski Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 I reprogrammed my sat receiver, so all that private owned garbage channels are all on the end of the list. wait this isnt a problem, this WAS a problem muahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 (edited) re: fwp health insurance: yup same here, i was born with a heart condition and now that i'm over 26 no insurance companies will touch me. still waiting to see how this mandatory health insurance shit works out. gmanyo, at least your school offers insurance, mine doesnt even have a clinic, lol Edited August 26, 2012 by luke viia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eugene Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 I reprogrammed my sat receiver, so all that private owned garbage channels are all on the end of the list. wait this isnt a problem, this WAS a problem muahaha i think we do need first world successes and achievements thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yshf Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 I was supposed to go mountain biking with a friend today, but then he cancelled and moved it to tuesday and now I can't do it on tuesday and we rescheduled for tomorrow but it's supposed to rain tomorrow FUCK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmanyo Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 (edited) i start college again tmrrw #FML #LOL #FUNNY #FACEBOOK #LOLCAT #RANDOM Edited August 26, 2012 by gmanyo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friendly Foil Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 My Futurama Season 6 DVDs are in a NTSC-2 format (never seen that before), and every time I watch them on my Xbox, the power supply makes this weird buzzing sound. It's annoying as shit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goiter Sanchez Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 Usually my morning piss comes out at an odd angle; it ends up all over the toilet seat in spite of my efforts to aim it. It is one of the most infuriating things I can think of!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 Usually my morning piss comes out at an odd angle; it ends up all over the toilet seat in spite of my efforts to aim it. It is one of the most infuriating things I can think of!!! wait til morning wood subsides? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goiter Sanchez Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 Usually my morning piss comes out at an odd angle; it ends up all over the toilet seat in spite of my efforts to aim it. It is one of the most infuriating things I can think of!!! wait til morning wood subsides? It is completely subsided at that point and it still happens! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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