Guest KY Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 i am seeing a girl now, which makes my urge to kiss random girls in clubs difficult to act on. but, i still suck dick at flirting, so i guess for the best. fucking annoying though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 I was just about to write a rant about the new "Here's The Drop™" feature on SoundCloud, but then I remembered what day it is tomorrow. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 people who dont like polvo should be shot in the face with a shotgun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 people who dont like polvo should be shot in the face with a shotgun. lol yeah agreed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 fwp: lack of shotgun with which i can shoot people who dont like polvo in the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geosmina Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 (edited) I sometimes wish we could all live as energy, like, without emotions and shit, floating freely in space. Or, maybe, we all should be stars, just shining there, with no worries at all... FWP: I'm not a star. Edited April 1, 2013 by logakght Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 I sometimes wish we could all live as energy, like, without emotions and shit, floating freely in space. Or, maybe, we all should be stars, just shining there, with no worries at all... FWP: I'm not a star. Dude we should totally try to get stuck in the Nexus from Star Trek: Generations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 don't know how to nicely add "your wife doesn't need to come along" to messages to friends when I ask them to come over and jam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 don't know how to nicely add "your wife doesn't need to come along" to messages to friends when I ask them to come over and jam. oh god especially if the wife is a "square" then that's the biggest turn-off ever. Can't let your junk dangle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uptown devil Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 don't know how to nicely add "your wife doesn't need to come along" to messages to friends when I ask them to come over and jam. wtf? that should be common knowledge. has this actually happened before or are you just anticipating that it might? you could always just let her come over and then noise jam until she never wants to come back again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 For the life of me I can never remember how to view the stats on how many posts per user there are within a thread. It's something really obvious too. I think this feature is hidden now, but you can still do it. use this link and substitute the topic ID (that last number in the url) as necessary. lol @ those results btw lol indeed. My fears are confirmed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 (edited) Having trouble deciding who's range of Indian ready made meals are best, Waitrose or Marks & Spencer. FMFWL Edited April 1, 2013 by Plum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 I like to think that there's a mother somewhere in a third world country wagging her finger at a child, saying you don't know how luck you are, think of those poor first world children, with all their problems, like not having enough coins to buy the Phoenix Gem bonus on Bejeweled Blitz. How would you like that? You wouldn't! So, shut up and get on with sifting thru that pile of landfill. Those scraps of metal aren't going to find themselves. Edgy post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 Having trouble deciding who's range of Indian ready made meals are best, Waitrose or Marks & Spencer. FMFWL Christ, I've been there. If it's any small comfort I managed to get through it and found my peace. It came down to the quality of the sundries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 (edited) Old mate we truly are twins from the same egg. If it comes down to sundries I think Waitrose clinches it, but that doesn't sit right with me for some reason, which leads me to believe that M&S is the answer I really seek. Edited April 1, 2013 by Plum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 the m+s vs waitrose debate is an old and arduous one, but i think waitrose takes it for me, only just though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 fwp, saving up 1500 to buy a tempest, having it sitting there in cash, and then the debt collectors for an old debt ive been pushing under the carpet turning up and demanding 1200 quid. dick heads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 I seem to have lost the courage to just fucking say to a girl "hey you're kinda cool, want to have a drink sometime?". It's highly annoying. Just run through your head what the scenario will go like if you fail miserably. Once you imagine it you'll likely find it's not that bad and if you can live with it then you're golden. Yeah, good point. I guess I'll just see if she wants to have a friendly drink sometime and see if anything comes from that. UPDATE: I got her number! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 my bird bought me some beckham pants from h&m. they feel pretty good and sculpt my cock n balls into a perfect package... but it says 'david beckham' on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 I've got two which are closely related. 1 - Tuna salad for lunch as usual and I've bought some salad from home and used a bit which has been in my work fridge since Thursday (bank holiday an' all). The stuff from my work fridge has been mixed with the newer stuff from home but it all tastes of yogurt. A strong Muller type taste. I don't want a salad that tastes like yogurt but now I fancy a yogurt and only have a small satsuma for the rest of the day. 2 - The aforementioned newer salad was found to contain a bit of rocket. I go specifically out of my way to buy bags of salad that don't contain rocket and one sneaks past all the stringent checks. Now I'm spending long times rummaging around the container in case there's an outbreak. No wonder everyone's been eating nothing but horse from the start of eternity, you can't tell the difference by just looking at it but I'm pretty sure if you're in the bagged salad business you know what is and what isn't rocket. How could they possible fuck up this badly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 what's your beef with rocket? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jasondonervan Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 I wanted to buy a copy of The Thing (1982) on Blu Ray. Found out there's a steelbook version. Sounded good, bit of fancy em/debossing with a frosty design to reflect the film's setting, I thought... until I put my eyes on the monstrosity: Whoever at Universal signed off on that deserves to be consumed by a shape-shifting alien entity themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 what's your beef with rocket? I don't like it. That's pretty much it, I just don't like the taste. Same goes with parsley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 I seem to have lost the courage to just fucking say to a girl "hey you're kinda cool, want to have a drink sometime?". It's highly annoying. Just run through your head what the scenario will go like if you fail miserably. Once you imagine it you'll likely find it's not that bad and if you can live with it then you're golden. Yeah, good point. I guess I'll just see if she wants to have a friendly drink sometime and see if anything comes from that. UPDATE: I got her number! AWW SHITTTTTTTTTTT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 new knife album leaked but only at 256 aac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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