chassis Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 I really don't give a shit, I laughed and laughed some more. San Diego police say a boy throwing rocks at vehicles was struck in the abdomen by a crossbow bolt fired by a passenger in small sport utility vehicle. http://www.king5.com...-128674563.html http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/08/30/national/main20099252.shtml Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAXIMUS MISCHIEF Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 thank heavens that boy is okay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 driving around in a rav4 with a loaded up crossbow? wow. i thought i was fucked for wanting a paintball gun in my car for when i get some road rage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 you'll pray for him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gravity Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Wow, that's fucking insane. Can't help feeling terrible for the kid even though he was being a complete douche. Someone just whipping out a crossbow? God damn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted August 31, 2011 Author Share Posted August 31, 2011 Life lessons taught early. Don't be a dick to strangers. Some people have crossbows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscillik Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 i'm with chassis on this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gravity Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Don't be a dick to strangers. Some people have crossbows. Words to live by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 jesus fucking christ road rage is retarded. so is throwing rocks at vehicles. snowballs are another story but boy did i get in shit for throwing snowballs at cars. a lot of shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Z_B_Z Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 maybe im sick but i was expecting a video Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 I would have just projectile turded in his mouthhole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest couch Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 I lold at the thread title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaosmachine Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 jesus fucking christ road rage is retarded. so is throwing rocks at vehicles. snowballs are another story but boy did i get in shit for throwing snowballs at cars. a lot of shit. lol, a cop bitched me out for throwing snowballs in front of cars when i was like 5... also, this thread reminds me of battle royale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 It was Rambo. The kid didn't die because Rambo knows how to kill a mother fucker when a mother fucker needs to get killed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sup Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 i hope the police catch the perpotrater of this hanious crime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 hanious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 thank heavens that boy is okay - BULLSEYE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rumbo Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 I think the kid got the point. BAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rumbo Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 here in and around sydney we had a spate of rock-throwing incidents a few years back. IIRC one dude got killed from this sort of idiocy (unfortunately he was a driver). since then I always wanted to sneak up behind whoever was throwing those rocks off the overpass and push them off for great justice...or maybe just yank their rats tail enough so that they dropped the rock on their own feet. Down here, most over passes have very high mesh fences constructed on either side now. We had similar deaths from rock throwing kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 here in and around sydney we had a spate of rock-throwing incidents a few years back. IIRC one dude got killed from this sort of idiocy (unfortunately he was a driver). since then I always wanted to sneak up behind whoever was throwing those rocks off the overpass and push them off for great justice...or maybe just yank their rats tail enough so that they dropped the rock on their own feet. Man, they always have rats tails, don't they, those little shits. I remember, vividly, a kid on my 4th grade school bus who had a rats tail, and who kept smearing his boogers all over the bus windows... and these boogers had a color and a translucency that has been seared into my mind for a quarter century: his boogers were an incredibly vivid orange, a color and a clarity I could only associate with the orange-red plastic cockpit of a Construx Alien Series toy from the mid-1980s. I remember my revulsion and how I wanted to reach out and grab that rat tail and forcibly remove it from his very scalp, as punishment for his unnaturally vivid snot. His rat tail and his snot have scarred my very soul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Exactly. My brain has been unable to process that for so long, and sharing it with watmm feels like-- well, not like a weight has been lifted, more like I've shifted some of the weight onto everyone else on watmm, and the burden remains but I am no longer alone. Mind you, this looked nothing like your average slightly-bloody booger. It was orange, it was so orange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 I would not fuck with that guy. Edit: sorry, I fucked this up, lemme try again: o-orange? YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xyrofen Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blanket Fort Collapse Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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