Guest futuregirlfriend Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Weevil Ratio Stark Macedonian drama about how this troubled goth teen, Weevil, secretly creates a theme park featuring living dinosaurs drawn from prehistoric DNA. Before opening the attraction to the bullies from his high school (so that they will think he's cool), he invites a top paleontologist, a paleobotanist, a mathematician/theorist, and the two village hotties to experience the park -- and to maybe get laid. However, their park visit is anything but tranquil as the park's security system breaks down, the prehistoric creatures break out, and the excitement builds to surprising results. (205 mins, R18) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 LARDY ARCHPRIEST It's about a slightly tubby priest who gets abused and killed by a not-so-friendly priest. It has a happy ending as the tubby priest's secrets come out that in earlier years he was a small bean regarder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 JUMBO RESTARTS STRIVING Biopic about an obese shunned cult leader who works his way back to the top of his game by creating a public access show in which he multitasks while on the toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 YUM! NEAT JERKS story about professional jerky eaters and their goal to find the world's best tasting jerky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brian Sweeney Fitzgerald Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 THWARTER MADHOUSE SPHINCTERS An unintentionally camp horror about a group of five college friends on vacation at a remote mountain cabin when a deadly virus breaks out, allowing their sphincter to consume their human host and turn them into blood thirsty assholes. As the population slowly becomes infected, they must everything they can to stop, penetrate and destroy the killer sphincters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Hello! Dear! An Annex a schizophrenic man realizes that the wife he thought he had is actually a woman he's been stalking for twenty years. transposed over this is a plot about him defending germany from invading roman soldiers. the film climaxes when he rapes his crush, reconciles with his wife and destroys the roman empire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Ooze Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 REGRETFULLY GRIMACED LOSER that about says it all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscillik Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 I AM DATABLE WRENCHES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 NOT IDLE SATAN! The phrase "Idle hands are the Devil's plaything" is well known, but what about the work habits of Satan himself? In a performance that is being hailed as a "Tour de Force" and "A return to form equal to the lofty heights of Point Break", Gary Busey stars as a workaholic Satan, who is brought to the edge of a nervous breakdown due to his constant efforts to prove himself to God (Ron Jeremy in an unusually implosive performance). Hijinks ensue as Heath Ledger, Michael Jackson, Amy Winehouse, and the Teenage Mutant Turtles teach him how to "Chill Out, Dude!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloud capture Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 ENJOY PREFER DAFT SNEER This is a coming of age bio-pic about a group of mentally retarded grown-ups who hang out at the mall all day. But there's a moral to be learned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 A HULK, RAZED (Luke Hazard) ha, i find it weird that i've never done this before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 with my middle name (Dylan) added: HAZE YANK DULLARD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
logakght Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 TALK HOGG Documentary of a Scottish writer of rustic verse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
springymajig Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 ACE AND JOBS A buddy comedy. Dirk Ace is a homophobic policeman played by Dwayne Johnson, who has to protect some important flamboyant gay guy named Fenton Jobs (played by that guy from 3rd Rock from the Sun that was the communicator). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 i used my first and middle name because including my last name meant i got RAPE no matter what :\ but first and middle led to MEME LANE which is presumably a fucking terrible film Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 meme lane is about a young agoraphobe who lives with his mother, makes electronic music, jerks off and accumulates karma on reddit by pretending to have a child every week under a different username. when his mother dies it seems as though there's no point in living...until he meets the outgoing young lawyer who represents his mother's estate and teaches him how to embrace the life he's been running from for twenty years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 id watch it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 JOY! CARE GERM GERM too lazy to come up with a thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Joy! Care Germ Germ is the transliterated name of a 1962 Japanese film that was a thinly veiled public safety announcement on hygiene. In it, Hiroyuki, a slobbish loner who tries and fails to attract ladies, fails to wash his hands before eating yakitori that was tainted with radiation from US nuclear testing. As a result, the germs on his hands transform him into a giant blob of human/germ flesh substrate that is only stopped from destroying Tokyo when Yasuko, a girl he spent the first half of the movie lusting over, does a song and dance routine about proper hygiene practices and promises to go on a date with him. It was known in the states as The Vengeful Hands, a low budget adaptation put out by Sandy Frank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremymacgregor87 Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 bravo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 my full name is DARKENED MAJESTY JOURNAL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Thaddeusz Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 AGONIZED WART A coming-of-age flick. Well known for its revolutionary use of animatronic toads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 SO DUPLEX! A hilarious teen comedy in which a group of valley girls inherit a print store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 OUR ILL CURB Typical gangsta movie about a player and his heterosexual life partner cruisin' the streets for ca$h and bitches. Starring a bunch of rappers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soloman Tump Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 my full name is DARKENED MAJESTY JOURNAL Bollywood fantasty epic (in 2 parts) about a young prince who discovers a book of secrets, he falls in love with a beautiful princess and has to travel to the farthest reaches of India in order to unravel the mysteries of the book. Note:- Part 1 flopped at the cinemas due to its controversial "petting" scene so part 2 went straight to dvd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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