luke viia Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 yeah, sure, it's easy to say that safely with the atlantic separating you from its malice some of us aren't so lucky and anyway I looked that decorated bastard up, it's a june beetle, the most ornery cunts in the world. my gf will probably stab it to death and put it on the wall; that's science Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted August 22, 2012 Author Share Posted August 22, 2012 "bug" off uncle buck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 ever hear of a ritual killing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDobalina Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 Speaking of washes, after showering tonight I liberally applied baby powder to my asscheeks and upper asscrack area, which will with most efficacy keep the malediction of swass at bay for the remainder of the evening. Can't recommend it enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 Whenever Bob Dobalina posts, I think of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LafMgjmBV2k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest od++ Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 We should all pitch in and get him a subway footlong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sergeantk Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 idm as fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 comp?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syd syside Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 Is it safe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 was drunk earlier, am still fat, fuck the internet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 I've got my Dick Gere chafe on right now I had a massive Dick Gere after watching that guy mow de graz into teh bumto wek yesterday. He had massive balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted August 22, 2012 Share Posted August 22, 2012 Gere stick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Speaking of washes, after showering tonight I liberally applied baby powder to my asscheeks and upper asscrack area, which will with most efficacy keep the malediction of swass at bay for the remainder of the evening. Can't recommend it enough. boom with the baby powder. I coat my balls in it every morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sirch Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 too bad BCM is away... feeling hungover 'n shit, no doubt... and everyone else is hanging out in his thread... this thread's warm............. *sits down* *puts dirty feet up on the coffee table* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted August 23, 2012 Author Share Posted August 23, 2012 i ain't away...just visiting my mum in darkest lincolnshire where there's hardly any signal and the internet is slow as fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chim Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 *sits down* *accidently breaks chair* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 also JESUS wtf, apparently my girlfriend caught this bug under a glass yesterday? almost fell over and spilled my beer after almost picking up this glass you think a person would get warned about a man killing beetle like that has she been stealing your bug powder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunnar Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 also JESUS wtf, apparently my girlfriend caught this bug under a glass yesterday? almost fell over and spilled my beer after almost picking up this glass you think a person would get warned about a man killing beetle like that i think this bug looks friendly. Seeing this...thing, i'm so glad i live in Iceland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uptown devil Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 also JESUS wtf, apparently my girlfriend caught this bug under a glass yesterday? almost fell over and spilled my beer after almost picking up this glass you think a person would get warned about a man killing beetle like that I'm pretty sure I saw this fat bastard outside the liquor store the other night: I'll be honest in that I gave great consideration to eating him out of fear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caretstik Posted August 28, 2012 Share Posted August 28, 2012 I'll be honest in that I gave great consideration to eating him out of fear. Fuuuuuuuuuck that shit. Can you give an idea of the size of this behemoth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted September 2, 2012 Author Share Posted September 2, 2012 fucking fucked. goodnight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 I'll be honest in that I gave great consideration to eating him out of fear. Fuuuuuuuuuck that shit. Can you give an idea of the size of this behemoth? Is that a shit it took on your window ledge, and it's acidic content is now turning it black and rotting it? That's a real death shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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