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List three people for the person below you to decide who of them they'd shag, who they'd marry, and who they'd kill, but answer the person above you first.

 

Jacques Derrida, Rrose Selavy, Graham Chapman.

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are you seriously starting this game with the most obscure people imaginable?

 

edit: ugh, marry graham, kill rrose (really? two R's?), and spitefuck jacques.

 

Doris Norton, Suzanne Ciani, Delia Derbyshire.

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Marry Delia for sure. I don't know who the other two are, still too obscure apparently. I guess I will fuck both of them and then kill them like a praying mantis.

 

Steve Buscemi, Marlon Brando, Willem DaFoe

 

Marry Steve, Fuck Brando, Kill Willem

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Marry Obama, Kill Romney, Fuck Bush (he's prettier than Romney, okay?).

 

xxx, Zephyr Nova, gaarg.

 

marry xxx, fuck gaarg, and...kill Zephyr Nova? Sorry man, it's nothing personal I swear!

 

Kate Bush, Kate Blanchett, Kate Moss

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Steve Buscemi, Marlon Brando, Willem DaFoe

 

Tough one. Marry Steve, Fuck Willem, Kill Marlon.

 

edit: My picks: Philip Glass, Steve Reich, Terry Riley

 

Marry Steve, Fuck Philip, Kill Terry.

 

xxx, Zephyr Nova, gaarg.

 

Marry Zephyr, Fuck gaarg, Kill xxx

 

Kate Bush, Kate Blanchett, Kate Moss

 

Kill 'em all!

 

James Blunt, James Franco, James Dean

 

Marry Franco, Fuck Dean, Kill Blunt.

 

 

Nicki Minaj, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Kim-Il Sung

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can i just declare that I have some throbbing manhood for Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Nicki Minaj can die in a fire. marry The Great Leader for all the caviar and whale sushi in the world.

 

Barney Rubble, Eric Cartman, Jessica Rabbit

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I'd marry Barney Rubble because he's a decent working class man and probably wouldn't cheat, i'd bang Jessica Rabbit on the side and kill Eric Cartmen though it would probably turn out to be an "accident"

 

Mary Tyler Moore, Lucile Ball, June Cleaver

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Kill Mary Fuck Lucie Marry June

 

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can i just declare that I have some throbbing manhood for Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Nicki Minaj can die in a fire. marry The Great Leader for all the caviar and whale sushi in the world.

 

Barney Rubble, Eric Cartman, Jessica Rabbit

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Marry Jessica, Fuck Barney and Kill Cartman (i ain't a pedo)

 

 

Bilbo Baggins, Lory D, David Mitchell

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