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Jennifer Lawrence is charming


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Jennifer Lawrence Is Charming was a truly unpredictable affair. At first a tribute to a charismatic young starlet, the story twists and turns until it becomes a heart wrenching meta tale of a young 'nice-guy' angry at the world for not letting girls talk to him, Vamos Scorcho's sensitive portrayal as a complete retard is truly one of the best committed to messageboarding. Also starring Lumpenprol, RichieBees and Hoodie, Jennifer Lawrence Is Charming is a tour-de-force and an early shoe in for thread of the year. Highly Recommended. 9/10.

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You didn't give yourself a heads up.

 

Or maybe you couldn't find it cause it was up your arse!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry, was just trying something out with the sarcasm font.

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She came from the big city one day. To these quiet parts of a secluded, peace-loving town of Watmm.

 

Men fainted in her wake, women gnarled at her presence.

 

Wherever she walked, whenever she talked, or even just to show her charming face, she stirred-up hell.

 

 

rather clumsy, but you get the idea

 

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Womens ain't some pea-brained chamber maids looking for a tussle in the broom closet. They need a cool, calm, collected bro with a can-do attitude and the power to silence a room with the importance of his whispers. Wear a leather jacket, ride a motorcylce onto the offroads of life with a lit cigarette dangling from your lips and a ferocious hunger of a blue-lit flame in your eyes. There is a knowingness in those eyes a woman will drop to her knees and beg to understand, and your gruff, manly mystique will show signs of being tamed, only to retreat back into the dark woods when approached by a curious, caring woman. But leave rose petals along the way. It is a chase, this romancin' business. A swordfight on the deck of your heart at sea during a blustery storm while a white whale threatens to capsize it. This is it, this is your time. You only got one chance, Vamos. Don't disappoint us.

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