2014: the year Ellen Page made scores of neckbeards cry out in psychic anguish

[Friendly Foil]

movie star: "i'm gay"

 

*gets applauded like she's a war hero*

omg she's like so brave. wow. you go random famous person!

[awepittance]

...by announcing she's gay. Millions of dreams of incepting her with their enhanced dream cocks dashed. Or maybe it's just me

 

 

http://youtu.be/1hlCEIUATzg?t=5m14s

 

(actually I've always found her slightly annoying, especially the way she got pissed at Naughty Dog over "stealing her likeness", but she does have a remarkably round forehead and smooth skin)

i don't know, it's much hotter and more realistic to imagine her dyking out than it is her having heterosexual sex, so i see it as a win-win since the chances of me or you having sex with her are zero

[delet...]

movie star: "i'm gay"

 

*gets applauded like she's a war hero*

 

 

yep, and all that crying for how much anxiety she was suffering from, whilst she was attending all those hollywood parties and probably fucking any girl she wanted to and earning millions. Boo fucking hoo motherfucker.

 

Also lol at all the ladies in the crowd wooping after she announced that she was gay, overjoyed that they can now hit on her.

[gmanyo]

When you have over a million people watching it can be pretty hard to straight up admit something that half of culture makes fun of or hates.

[Guest jokull]

When you have over a million people watching it can be pretty hard to straight up admit something that half of culture makes fun of or hates.

 

Yeah, pretty much this. I agree that this shouldn't matter, but it will, until lgbtq+ people have the same rights everyone else does.

[brian trageskin]

When you have over a million people watching it can be pretty hard to straight up admit something that half of culture makes fun of or hates.

 

poor gays, being persecuted and discriminated by society and all. thank god the gay lobbies will stand and fight for social justice

[joshuatxuk]

Cool, she's a likable actress, even in the rather annoyingly tween and excessively "witty" movie Juno.

 

She was really good in Where The Wild Things Are, amirite?

 

[Rubin Farr]

Seriously what's up with these celebrity gossip threadz

[Chris Toffer]

Seriously what's up with these celebrity gossip threadz

WATMM

[xox]

why 'm not surprised?!

 

oh i know why > she always was just another little guy to me

[LimpyLoo]

 

When you have over a million people watching it can be pretty hard to straight up admit something that half of culture makes fun of or hates.

 

poor gays, being persecuted and discriminated by society and all. thank god the gay lobbies will stand and fight for social justice

 

 

 

Huh?

 

You know it's difficult and dangerous to be gay in this world, right?

[Hugh Mughnus]

 

 

When you have over a million people watching it can be pretty hard to straight up admit something that half of culture makes fun of or hates.

 

poor gays, being persecuted and discriminated by society and all. thank god the gay lobbies will stand and fight for social justice

 

 

 

Huh?

 

You know it's difficult and dangerous to be gay in this world, right?

 

 

It's difficult and dangerous to be straight in this world too.

[LimpyLoo]

 

 

 

When you have over a million people watching it can be pretty hard to straight up admit something that half of culture makes fun of or hates.

 

poor gays, being persecuted and discriminated by society and all. thank god the gay lobbies will stand and fight for social justice

 

 

 

Huh?

 

You know it's difficult and dangerous to be gay in this world, right?

 

 

It's difficult and dangerous to be straight in this world too.

 

 

Sure. But it's more difficult and dangerous to be gay.

[brian trageskin]

 

 

When you have over a million people watching it can be pretty hard to straight up admit something that half of culture makes fun of or hates.

 

poor gays, being persecuted and discriminated by society and all. thank god the gay lobbies will stand and fight for social justice

 

 

 

Huh?

 

You know it's difficult and dangerous to be gay in this world, right?

 

 

in what part of the world? not in mine, this i can assure you.

[ghOsty]

I thought she'd been out? No seriously, I thought for years Ellen Page was openly a lesbian so I guess this isn't a big shock...

[Guest fiznuthian]

 

 

 

When you have over a million people watching it can be pretty hard to straight up admit something that half of culture makes fun of or hates.

 

poor gays, being persecuted and discriminated by society and all. thank god the gay lobbies will stand and fight for social justice

 

 

 

Huh?

 

You know it's difficult and dangerous to be gay in this world, right?

 

 

in what part of the world? not in mine, this i can assure you.

 

 

Where are you from?

I can certainly vouch that in some areas of the U.S. being homosexual invites torment. If not physical abuse, it's subtly psychological.

[azatoth]

 

 

 

When you have over a million people watching it can be pretty hard to straight up admit something that half of culture makes fun of or hates.

 

poor gays, being persecuted and discriminated by society and all. thank god the gay lobbies will stand and fight for social justice

 

 

 

Huh?

 

You know it's difficult and dangerous to be gay in this world, right?

 

 

in what part of the world? not in mine, this i can assure you.

 

 

Are you serious or just playing dumb?

[LimpyLoo]

How about this: if you think being gay isn't a big deal, then randomly pick ten cities out of hat and then go to all of them, and go around and tell everyone you see that you're gay and see how that works out.

 

If you came away alive, unscathed and un-imprisoned, I'd say you got lucky.

[delet...]

Or he was right.

 

Also, i retract what i said earlier, it was a little mean, more a reflexive attack on the privileged classes than anything. i really should have stuck to the if you can't say anything nice rule, but twas a little grumpy before bed. I'm sorry, things can be tough for everyone and given the concept of relativity, even when you have so little going wrong in your life, perhaps the little things stand out as more emotionally challenging.

[gmanyo]

 

 

 

 

When you have over a million people watching it can be pretty hard to straight up admit something that half of culture makes fun of or hates.

 

poor gays, being persecuted and discriminated by society and all. thank god the gay lobbies will stand and fight for social justice

 

 

 

Huh?

 

You know it's difficult and dangerous to be gay in this world, right?

 

 

It's difficult and dangerous to be straight in this world too.

 

 

Sure. But it's more difficult and dangerous to be gay.

 

see this is why straight people are oppressed, gay people get all the danger and action

 

like every homoesexual get to be john wayne and shit and im stuck here with a 4 year college degree and economic security? fuck that

[brian trageskin]

 

 

 

 

When you have over a million people watching it can be pretty hard to straight up admit something that half of culture makes fun of or hates.

 

poor gays, being persecuted and discriminated by society and all. thank god the gay lobbies will stand and fight for social justice

 

 

 

Huh?

 

You know it's difficult and dangerous to be gay in this world, right?

 

 

in what part of the world? not in mine, this i can assure you.

 

 

Are you serious or just playing dumb?

 

 

i'm serious. where do you live? saudi arabia?

 

How about this: if you think being gay isn't a big deal, then randomly pick ten cities out of hat and then go to all of them, and go around and tell everyone you see that you're gay and see how that works out.

 

If you came away alive, unscathed and un-imprisoned, I'd say you got lucky.

 

haha what a joke.

let me be clear on this: just because some very influent lobby tells me that the interests they defend are top priority (yes, they do that in my part of the world), i'm not gonna give that problem more importance than i believe it has.

[brian trageskin]

influential. lol my english sucks

[delet...]

So Tregaskin, you are saying that it's not just the femnazi's we have to worry about anymore, there's a nascent gaynazi lobby developing now as well.. hah!

[LimpyLoo]

The irony is that that "lobby" is why it's not a big deal to be gay in some parts.

 

 

 

I don't know what to tell you. Learn some history. Learn about the world.

[brian trageskin]

So Tregaskin, you are saying that it's not just the femnazi's we have to worry about anymore, there's a nascent gaynazi lobby developing now as well.. hah!

 

nascent? shit's been there forever!