LimpyLoo Posted September 2, 2014 Author Share Posted September 2, 2014 RIP Rip In Public Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schlitze Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Suicide note found on the passenger seat ''It's hard to keep your head when those around you are losing theirs'' The man has been inspired by the old guy 6 years ago who used an Aston Martin to similar effect. He was a jilted lover who wanted to decapitate himself to get revenge on his young wife for leaving him. He had been taunting her for weeks and even showed her the rope he was going to use, but she was like ''whatever man''. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Not sure what way I'd go for if I did chose to off myself, but I can't help feeling there's a fair margin for error with this method. With my luck someone would pull out on me after a few yards and it would just fucking hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ifeelspace Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 shit like this makes me consider my insanity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Technically, the chain ripped it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggs Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 when a problem comes along. you must rip it. now rip it. into shape. shape it up. get straight. go forward. move ahead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheatheman Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 i imagined him grabbing his head and pulling it off. either way, endtimes stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peace 7 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 For some reason I was expecting from the title that some dude pulled his head off his own shoulders with his hands... that would be probably the most metal way to commit suicide ever. Yah, I thought it was gonna be some epic level samurai shit. A man pulls his own head off his shoulders with his bare hands, you gotta bow in respect, man. That'd be alpha suicide as fuck. This chain thing... I guess a few points for creativity, but he fucked up someone else's vehicle- so minus points. He 100% gets brownie points, though. Who is handing those brownie points out, I dunno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted September 2, 2014 Author Share Posted September 2, 2014 when a problem comes along. you must rip it. now rip it. into shape. shape it up. get straight. go forward. move ahead? "move ahead"? more like "remove a head" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 For some reason I was expecting from the title that some dude pulled his head off his own shoulders with his hands... that would be probably the most metal way to commit suicide ever. Yah, I thought it was gonna be some epic level samurai shit. A man pulls his own head off his shoulders with his bare hands, you gotta bow in respect, man. That'd be alpha suicide as fuck. This chain thing... I guess a few points for creativity, but he fucked up someone else's vehicle- so minus points. He 100% gets brownie points, though. Who is handing those brownie points out, I dunno. why are they BROWNie points? das racist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peace 7 Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 For some reason I was expecting from the title that some dude pulled his head off his own shoulders with his hands... that would be probably the most metal way to commit suicide ever. Yah, I thought it was gonna be some epic level samurai shit. A man pulls his own head off his shoulders with his bare hands, you gotta bow in respect, man. That'd be alpha suicide as fuck. This chain thing... I guess a few points for creativity, but he fucked up someone else's vehicle- so minus points. He 100% gets brownie points, though. Who is handing those brownie points out, I dunno. why are they BROWNie points? das racist I'm sorry- "African-American-ie" points is better? So that's what this world is coming to, huh... On the special edition BluRay ultra pointlessly PC edition of The Wizard of Oz, they will follow the "Of-Asian-Descent Brick Road". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted September 3, 2014 Author Share Posted September 3, 2014 For some reason I was expecting from the title that some dude pulled his head off his own shoulders with his hands... that would be probably the most metal way to commit suicide ever. Yah, I thought it was gonna be some epic level samurai shit. A man pulls his own head off his shoulders with his bare hands, you gotta bow in respect, man. That'd be alpha suicide as fuck. This chain thing... I guess a few points for creativity, but he fucked up someone else's vehicle- so minus points. He 100% gets brownie points, though. Who is handing those brownie points out, I dunno. why are they BROWNie points? das racist I'm sorry- "African-American-ie" points is better? So that's what this world is coming to, huh... On the special edition BluRay ultra pointlessly PC edition of The Wizard of Oz, they will follow the "Of-Asian-Descent Brick Road". you are offically the Mel Gibson of IDM, Peace 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Ooze Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 i tought this was gonna be a funny thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 For some reason I was expecting from the title that some dude pulled his head off his own shoulders with his hands... that would be probably the most metal way to commit suicide ever. Yah, I thought it was gonna be some epic level samurai shit. A man pulls his own head off his shoulders with his bare hands, you gotta bow in respect, man. That'd be alpha suicide as fuck. This chain thing... I guess a few points for creativity, but he fucked up someone else's vehicle- so minus points. He 100% gets brownie points, though. Who is handing those brownie points out, I dunno. why are they BROWNie points? das racist I'm sorry- "African-American-ie" points is better? So that's what this world is coming to, huh... On the special edition BluRay ultra pointlessly PC edition of The Wizard of Oz, they will follow the "Of-Asian-Descent Brick Road". lololol hopefully you know I was kidding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apriorion Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 For some reason I was expecting from the title that some dude pulled his head off his own shoulders with his hands... that would be probably the most metal way to commit suicide ever. Yah, I thought it was gonna be some epic level samurai shit. A man pulls his own head off his shoulders with his bare hands, you gotta bow in respect, man. That'd be alpha suicide as fuck. This chain thing... I guess a few points for creativity, but he fucked up someone else's vehicle- so minus points. He 100% gets brownie points, though. Who is handing those brownie points out, I dunno. why are they BROWNie points? das racist I'm sorry- "African-American-ie" points is better? So that's what this world is coming to, huh... On the special edition BluRay ultra pointlessly PC edition of The Wizard of Oz, they will follow the "Of-Asian-Descent Brick Road". LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schlitze Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 By leaving his headless body to continue to bash into another 4 parked cars, i think he's acted like a bit of a prat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bitroast Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 By leaving his headless body to continue to bash into another 4 parked cars, i think he's acted like a bit of a prat. Agreed. You'd have to be off your head to not consider the moving vehicle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 i think that is bad fuckin' ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 i think that is bad fuckin' ass yeah, i mean, if you want to go... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muttering mouth moth Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted September 6, 2014 Author Share Posted September 6, 2014 "Iv'e heard of giving head, but this is rediculous." -Zombie Dangerfield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 'I'll give him kudos for originality on that that, but it's not the worst example. As a medic, I was called in to a scene where a guy decapitated himself with a chainsaw. He mounted the chainsaw on a bench, started the chainsaw and taped the throttle all the way open, then bent over on top of the chainsaw until his head was severed. That took way more guts than what this guy needed to do what he did. Either way, they accomplished their goal.' Quote of the thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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