you are, somehow, incredibly talented. you have been given loads of money.

[kaini]

dear amazing musician, please pick your band.

 

i pick

 

textural guitar: robert fripp

textural guitar: rhys chatham

textural guitar: thurston moore

textural guitar: oren arembachi

 

rhythm guitar: james hetfield

 

guitar processing: brian eno

 

treatments: brian eno and sean booth

 

bass: paul chambers and walter becker

 

lead guitar: robert fripp and derek bailey

 

piano: mike garson

 

drums: elvin jones and chris corsano

 

vocals: thom yorke, scott walker, and david bowie

[chassis]

Wait. You mean I'm not already incredibly talented?

 

Awh man.

[Bechuga]

Ed Handley: Computers

Andy Turner: Computers

[logakght]

 

 

treatments: brian eno and sean booth

 

Autechre and Brian Eno collab when

[Twelvetrees]

Loads of clones of me and one Tupac hologram.

[Verdant Hickies]

Yea clones of me, I don't think I could work with others. I wanna do my own thing even if the result is shit.

Maybe collabs with Joker Nies (local electronic improv artist), because we seem to have a similar artistic approach.

[Guest murphythecat8]

elvin jones! yes sir!

 

he would be, FOR SURE, my drummer.

 

I would take two drummer: elvin jones and paul motian.

[Guest murphythecat8]

I would take two drummer: elvin jones and paul motian

guitarist: jimi hendrix and dinosaur jr and zappa. holy fuck

piano: monk and bill evans

bass: paul chamber and ron carter

guitar processing: zappa.

lead singer: gil scott heron and van morrison and honestly, I would really like to direct celine dion. imo, she has the most incisive voice of all time. the voice that cuts thrue feelings like butter. sad she is surrounded by such cliché producer,

computers and effects: jon hopkins, aphex twin and kettel

percussion computers: kettel

[Stock]

Vocals + Lyrics : Jarvis Cocker

Backing vocals : Paul McCartney

Bass :

Piano : Rick Wakeman

Lead Guitar : Angus Young (my absolute guitar hero since I was 9)

Backing Guitar : Graham Coxon

Drums : John Stanier

 

An album mixed by Richard D. James

 

Don't know if I could, somehow, be THAT incredibly talented !

[kaini]

I would take two drummer: elvin jones and paul motian

guitarist: jimi hendrix and dinosaur jr and zappa. holy fuck

piano: monk and bill evans

bass: paul chamber and ron carter

guitar processing: zappa.

lead singer: gil scott heron and van morrison and honestly, I would really like to direct celine dion. imo, she has the most incisive voice of all time. the voice that cuts thrue feelings like butter. sad she is surrounded by such cliché producer,

computers and effects: jon hopkins, aphex twin and kettel

percussion computers: kettel

 

 

i like your band. paul fuckin chambers man! part of the jazz a-team.

 

 

gil is on an advert here now, it makes me sad.

[Goiter Sanchez]

My band would be called 'Phurnace':

 

Vox - Me

Woodblock - Burial

Texture Guitars - Adam Wiltzie

Stompbox - Larry Mullen Jr.

 

- We'd all inject Crocodil before each performance.

- Our tours would include a regular stop in Douala, Cameroon.

- We would release myotonic goats into the crowd during the encore.

- Simon Reynolds would write about us in Pitchfork and describe our sound as 'Womb-like' in a highly verbose quotation which we would be sure to include on all our publicity stills and promotion.

[Guest murphythecat8]

 

I would take two drummer: elvin jones and paul motian

guitarist: jimi hendrix and dinosaur jr and zappa. holy fuck

piano: monk and bill evans

bass: paul chamber and ron carter

guitar processing: zappa.

lead singer: gil scott heron and van morrison and honestly, I would really like to direct celine dion. imo, she has the most incisive voice of all time. the voice that cuts thrue feelings like butter. sad she is surrounded by such cliché producer,

computers and effects: jon hopkins, aphex twin and kettel

percussion computers: kettel

 

 

i like your band. paul fuckin chambers man! part of the jazz a-team.

 

 

gil is on an advert here now, it makes me sad.

 

gil is on advert? what do you mean?

Gil scott is imo the most underated vocalist of all time.

chambers si imo the arguably the best jazz bassist. hes just a alien as far as im concern. Its sad that definitely, those kind of musicians are not really possible anymore.

[yshf]

Guitars/Feedback - Kevin Shields

Vocoder - Tom Fec

Percussion - Zach Hill

Percussion Processing - Seaaan

Bass - Absiv

(holy shit @ the thought of Hill's drumming being processed and messed up ala Autechre)

[Perezvon]

Found sounds and other foley shenanigans, occasional jazz samples : Amon Tobin

Lush synths, overdriven stabs and main beats : Clark

Rapping : El-P

[Tricone RC]

I would get to work on my long-awaited 400bpm acoustic polka-jungle album:

 

Accordion: Luke Vibert

Keytar: Belinda Bedekovic

Drums 1: Guy from Meshuggah

Drums 2: Rick Allen

Drums 3: Guy I saw in Hamilton once who played sweet live DnB

Drums 4: Joe Morello

Triangle: Flashbulb

[rixxx]

spunk the whole lot up the wall on drugs and record it.

I'm incredibly talented.

 

remember.

[xox]

everything: me (sorry, not interested in collabs)

 

but i'd like to have this:

1. computer: top of the line mac pro 12 core = 10.000 euros

2. various software: 5.000 euros

3. speakers: geithain rl944 = 10.000 euros

4. dac: lynx hilo = 2.500 euros

5. acoustical treatment for my room = 3000 euros

 

so about 30.000 euros would be everything i'd ever need no matter how rich i am

[hma]

Textural guitar: Britney Spears

Woodblock: Arvo Pärt

[Guest murphythecat8]

everything: me (sorry, not interested in collabs)

 

but i'd like to have this:

1. computer: top of the line mac pro 12 core = 10.000 euros

2. various software: 5.000 euros

3. speakers: geithain rl944 = 10.000 euros

4. dac: lynx hilo = 2.500 euros

5. acoustical treatment for my room = 3000 euros

 

so about 30.000 euros would be everything i'd ever need no matter how rich i am

a good alternative for geithans would be amphion one18. I got them a month ago. amazing speakers!

[Goiter Sanchez]

Textural guitar: Britney Spears

Woodblock: Arvo Pärt

Flol I'd go.

[Goiter Sanchez]

Okay, lineup update:

 

Vocals - Patrick Stewart (through loads of Max/MSP modeled distortion/reverb triggered by sean on laptop). Each track would consist of Stewart singing the ingredients list of a different breakfast cereal in his best Locutus impression.

 

Theremin - Michael J Fox (for obvious reasons).

 

Laser Harp - Brian May

 

Duck sounds with privates (pitched down by sean on laptop to provide bassline) - Madonna

 

Edit: the group is called Pheatures.

[Candiru]

Flugelhorn: Axl Rose

 

Tympani: Tchaikovsky

 

Turntables: Paul Simon

[xox]

 

everything: me (sorry, not interested in collabs)

 

but i'd like to have this:

1. computer: top of the line mac pro 12 core = 10.000 euros

2. various software: 5.000 euros

3. speakers: geithain rl944 = 10.000 euros

4. dac: lynx hilo = 2.500 euros

5. acoustical treatment for my room = 3000 euros

 

so about 30.000 euros would be everything i'd ever need no matter how rich i am

a good alternative for geithans would be amphion one18. I got them a month ago. amazing speakers!

 

 

hey! i read about those. apparently they're the best buy atm.

regarding my financial situation/plan i'm gonna buy those for sure, cause i doubt i'm gonna have 10k euros for the rl944 in near future, but probably will have 3k for the one18 & 100w amphion amp, in next 1-2 yrs.

 

have you compare them to the one15? i'm still not sure which one to buy...

[Guest murphythecat8]

 

 

everything: me (sorry, not interested in collabs)

 

but i'd like to have this:

1. computer: top of the line mac pro 12 core = 10.000 euros

2. various software: 5.000 euros

3. speakers: geithain rl944 = 10.000 euros

4. dac: lynx hilo = 2.500 euros

5. acoustical treatment for my room = 3000 euros

 

so about 30.000 euros would be everything i'd ever need no matter how rich i am

a good alternative for geithans would be amphion one18. I got them a month ago. amazing speakers!

 

 

hey! i read about those. apparently they're the best buy atm.

regarding my financial situation/plan i'm gonna buy those for sure, cause i doubt i'm gonna have 10k euros for the rl944 in near future, but probably will have 3k for the one18 & 100w amphion amp, in next 1-2 yrs.

 

have you compare them to the one15? i'm still not sure which one to buy...

 

hehe

yeah, as I didnt have 12k for geithans, amphion is definitely a good second choice for 3.5k.

I have been a audiophile for 4 years, and listened to countless speakers. They beat wilsons, harbeth, audio note, reference 3a that ive heard and own.

they are incredible!

[VIII]

Woodblock - Burial

lol