Zephyr_Nova
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This is like someone's weird uncle impersonating LCD Soundsystem. (song at the start of thread is, anyway)
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Lasagna vs Doom levels!!!
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I'll just bring a garbage bag with holes cut for the arms and head, then ask her to put it on. Thanks for the votes of confidence. I actually ended up in a relationship for ten years with the woman I considered to be the prettiest I ever met. Had to ingratiate myself for a good two years of near constant companionship first though... that's a situation that doesn't come up post 20's. No one's got time for more than one day a week, and that's generous. I'm sure the date will be okay, if it actually happens.
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Thanks. It'll be fine. I do think it's hopeless on the romantic front, which is not a problem. I'm just hoping she's cool about that, and that we can have a normal friendship dynamic. Basically I'm hoping she can tilt my negative perception of people who look like super models on its head. She's doing a pretty good job of it so far in the chat.
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Good call. The other option is to steal the face and muscles of a more attractive male, then wear them like a body glove. The ladies love that.
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SFWP: I have a date on Sat with someone who is way out of my league in the looks department, and I'm pretty sure we both know that. It's a bit intimidating. This might end up being the first date where I'm actually nervous... which is as it should be. Dates are all about being an anxious mess. I won't even get to have beer for support this time, as the plan is to go for a walk.
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I'm def more of a lone wolf. I genuinely like people, but I need the option of leaving them. Having social room mates I think would be maddening for me. Having a couple friends in the house on the same property as me is pretty nice though. That's my current situation. I'm the weird guy in the back yard cabin, which is just how I like it.
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i had room mates briefly, and it was fine. But we were all introverts who stayed in our rooms mostly, only ever bumping into each other occasionally in the kitchen. I pretty much just used the place as a crash pad. I think my experience with room mates being totally chill like that was a pretty rare one. And I still wouldn't choose that over living alone.
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Let's not forget Bing Crosby, king of degenerates.
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Because he apparently understands Irish English better than Austrian German?
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Nah, just cuddles. Need to take things slow with this one. Had I downloaded Cannibal Holocaust, it would be a different story.
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Ended up watching Donnie Darko with a bumble date tonight as a direct result of that post.
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Oven-ready pizza is generally a bit too crispy/cardboardy for the fold method, and it looks to me like that may be what they're eating. I had to scrutinize the footage quite closely to make that assessment.
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Another god damned music vid, with bacteria and weird biology shit jamming along with a vaguely Depeche Mode tinted musical arrangement:
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sisyphus
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Kerfuffle. Bamff. Eschew.
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I think sores and infections should be more common/offensive as insults. Oh weird - JR posted pustule while I was typing that. I was going to suggest cyst, coldsore and maybe abscess.
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Post titles of porn versions of regular films
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Sounds like a brutal way to go.
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I second the pet anteater motion.
