Zephyr_Nova
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Irresistable Cake Anthem is my fave. That one should be fleshed out into a full parody song.
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There was a truck parked in one of the neighbourhoods I delivered to the other day with "Gaslight" written in big letters on the side. I was like "oooh topical."
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There is one sushi restaurant I pick up from where one man makes every component of every sushi. His preparation area is right at the entrance, and he never says anything. I assume this is because his energy is 100% consumed in the work that would normally require 5 sushi-men. Also, it's the most depressing Japanese restaurant I've ever set foot in, and somehow it always feels colder in there than it does outside. I wonder what Karl Marx would have thought about this.
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Desert burger looks very satisfying. Many places to get burgers around here, but no deserts to eat them in. Frustrating.
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Which one of you did this?
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That's a pretty insane story. You in Florida I assume. Florida, UK.
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I'd like to request a photoshop of Karl Marx all dolled up, entitled "Marxist Thot", to be posted here upon completion.
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I just strolled in here to post this exact shaver. I previously thought it was impossible to get a smooth shave with an electric razor, but I just ran one of these over my face for a good 10 minutes, and my face is smooth enough to make a new born baby jealous.
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This is a huge problem among roughly half of all drummers I have recorded. Just let the fucking cymbal ring out. No one cares about your post-song tinkles. Usually I have foresight enough to get them to replay the last 4 bars with a single crash ringing out on the last beat. But I've needed to do at least a few sneaky edits in my time.
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Talk to them, but let piss balloons be your voice. They will hear you loud (wet) and clear (stinky).
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That whole event has to be a troll on anyone attending.
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You are correct. And all under a very cynical brand name: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yum!_Brands It all makes some kind of sick sense. KFC burrito would have made more sense imo.
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Probably not, but would try. PS there is a KFC chicken with gravy dipping sauce at Pizza Hut now. Fucked up on so many levels... fast food chain collaboration being right at the top. They must be getting desperate.
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Video unavailable! :(((( But I am thoroughly enjoying Fresh Prince of Dick Butt.
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Where's Your Girlfriend would've been fresher, funner, fantasticker and unforgettabler as a series opener imoer.
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Steppingfilter 101 was an odd choice to kick off the entire series. (Been a while since I went through the whole thing... not sure I ever did tbh, so... here we go.)
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4 of the 5 likes on my last IG post are from tinder/bumble matches. Apparently those are the best sites for building a fanbase. IDM hobbyists take note. You won't find your audience on soundcloud or myspace or whatever the fuck you've been lead to believe. Dating apps is where your fanbase waits.
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Don't you try to push these squares on me, you no good, dirty, rotten square pusher.
