kakapo Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 (edited) I've always considered a neckbeard to be this i.e. face clean shaven with hair on the neck. Popular with 19th century intellectuals and 21st century basement dwellers alike. However, I keep seeing it being used to refer to people with full beards which aren't neatly trimmed. The problem is overly coiffuerd facial hair does not work for 90% of people and is the purview of spivs, unsophisticated americans, social media haircut spam cunts, eurotrash in tight jeans and arabs who want to pass as eurotrash by having overly coiffured facial hair and wearing tight jeans so that eastern european prostitutes are slightly less repulsed by them, or roided up jizz monkeys who really should know better, but are overcompensating working in a call centre in a northern post-industrial town by looking like a twat. This post was prompted by @Extralife's comment in Post your most recent picture about the Yek montage and there being 'many neckbeards'. I can't see any that would meet the above definition. I want watmm to have a consistent definition of neckbeard or it's going to tear this community apart. So which is it? Edited February 8, 2021 by kakapo 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptowen Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 beck neared neck beard on the cover of odelay when he jumped the thing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwmbrancity Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 1 hour ago, kakapo said: do you do this to your balls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 What a cuck ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted February 8, 2021 Author Share Posted February 8, 2021 (edited) 4 minutes ago, cwmbrancity said: do you do this to your balls? Yes, shaved on top to make penis look bigger, underside of balls left hairy to catch my excreted musk. Edited February 8, 2021 by kakapo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghsotword Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 43 minutes ago, kakapo said: excreted musk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mister miller Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 3 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted February 8, 2021 Author Share Posted February 8, 2021 Stop trying to make me angry and answer the question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 31 minutes ago, mister miller said: I like the illusion it creates of him continually jumping through a hoop. Beautiful. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDobalina Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Zephyr_Nova said: I like the illusion it creates of him continually jumping through a hoop. Beautiful. Funno, the hoop also looks like where the various expansion pack faces fit the head, like velcro. All real neckbeards have some velcro-like component to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted February 8, 2021 Author Share Posted February 8, 2021 This is the worst thread since my share your racist poetry thread. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Limo Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 This thread is a bit neckbeard-y, tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 A neckbeard is something pudgy blokes grow to give the impression that there is a jawline where there is none, so their face seperates somewhat from the rest of the pale flesh. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptowen Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 neckbread: hallucinogenic loaf made from rust of cheetos, dust of dorritos, crust of fritos & must of whiteclaw monster-infused chicken tendie burritos (the four horsecrumbs of apop&chips). fused together by sweat & follicular grease, cooked in the flesh oven that is the ravine between two ancillary chins. if you get the recipe wrong your brain will be permanently fried: henceforth you shall only be able to communicate in references to the shitty seasons of family guy. but get it right & you will wake up tomorrow in a world where its 2007, fedoras are cool, goku is president, and girls like it when you talk about anarcho-capitalism 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwmbrancity Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 Mr Twit was the o.g. neck beard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Limo Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 2 hours ago, cwmbrancity said: Mr Twit was the o.g. neck beard Nope. He had a personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwmbrancity Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 And a beard he’d snack from. That’s gangster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Limo Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 And not just Dorito's either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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chronical Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 my italian genes are slowly growing a backbeard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Extralife Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 36 minutes ago, Braintree said: That’s racis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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