chassis Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 Haha, "if your ass aint right you cant get on the flight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yegg Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 Ahahahaha this is just getting better and better: AN INTERVIEW When he starts talking about his mom. Poor guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLA FUR BIS FLE Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 I love how the structure of the story is correct, but all of the fine details blossomed in to the most epic tale ever. The guy was a murderer, was carrying a knife. Basically, EBG is Batman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 "M. Night Shyamalan's Epic Beard Man" An old bearded drunk clashes with an innocent black man in a random burst of blind violence. The world is in disgust, is this what we have come to? THE TWIST; the innocent black man is in fact a murderer who managed to abuse the system and get out of jail for free while the old bearded man is an old vietnam vet struggling with his personal demons and the death of his mother. “I meet tough guys like you an' I slap the SHIT out of em'!„ A vigilante is born. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Root5 Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 Is there any kind of confirmation that the black man really was a murderer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 Is there any kind of confirmation that the black man really was a murderer? if you can't take epic beard man's word for it i don't know what to tell you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goffer Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ7Yx4aw5l0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted February 19, 2010 Author Share Posted February 19, 2010 I love how the structure of the story is correct, but all of the fine details blossomed in to the most epic tale ever. The guy was a murderer, was carrying a knife. Basically, EBG is Batman. the guy also slapped him three times obviously and he got 10 years but he was a convicted murdered before and he already met the beard guy because he robbed him three times before and one time he shot the black guy he run like a pussy but they didn't catch him for that also he was on his way to shine his shoes for the funeral for his mom but then he became sad because two days after the incident his mom died ... ? yeah, this clearly isn't an old diluted crazy agressive rambling man but a hero that interviewer bitch knows he's talking shit and isn't very sane but the persist in calling him a hero because the internet said so fuck this shit fuck you internet fuck me for starting this thread this is stupid, embarrassing, ugly, moronic dumb fuck it and fuck every fucking racial discussion this stupid shit has started, people trying to justify and intellectualize the actions of this god-awful moronic demented old epic shitbeard fuck this entire ordeal and how it squeezes drops of pure form of concentrated idiocy out of everyones heads wich drips all over everyone's keyboard and makes it's way right on the internet in textualized form fuck this shitst fuck my life last post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Root5 Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 I love how the structure of the story is correct, but all of the fine details blossomed in to the most epic tale ever. The guy was a murderer, was carrying a knife. Basically, EBG is Batman. the guy also slapped him three times obviously and he got 10 years but he was a convicted murdered before and he already met the beard guy because he robbed him three times before and one time he shot the black guy he run like a pussy but they didn't catch him for that also he was on his way to shine his shoes for the funeral for his mom but then he became sad because two days after the incident his mom died ... ? yeah, this clearly isn't an old diluted crazy agressive rambling man but a hero that interviewer bitch knows he's talking shit and isn't very sane but the persist in calling him a hero because the internet said so fuck this shit fuck you internet fuck me for starting this thread this is stupid, embarrassing, ugly, moronic dumb fuck it and fuck every fucking racial discussion this stupid shit has started, people trying to justify and intellectualize the actions of this god-awful moronic demented old epic shitbeard fuck this entire ordeal and how it squeezes drops of pure form of concentrated idiocy out of everyones heads wich drips all over everyone's keyboard and makes it's way right on the internet in textualized form fuck this shitst fuck my life last post Yeah, that's what I suspected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 A+ seppuku Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 this isnt even interesting. fight happens in city. it happens 1000's of times a day over the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 this isnt even interesting. fight happens in city. it happens 1000's of times a day over the world. i think the value lies in that iyanna washington pwned herself by recording her theft of epic beard man's bag edit: also amber lamps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 this isnt even interesting. fight happens in city. it happens 1000's of times a day over the world. according to statistics, it is more interesting than eating boogers but less interesting than lost season 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 I, however find more interest in my boogers (one made me bleed out of my nose yesterday!) than this lousy footage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 Aww shit. I didnt want to see that interview with the old guy, cos now hes a real person to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awepittance Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 why would a person carry a knife and let them get their ass beat into oblivion like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 what's this he mentions about OAPs being allowed to carry deadly weapons? is that true? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 when did the guy get knocked out for 22 minutes? did i miss that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awepittance Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 yeah the story doesn't add up , i don't see the guy brandishing a knife either and i doubt he was carrying one. where can we verify any of this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 yeah the story doesn't add up , i don't see the guy brandishing a knife either and i doubt he was carrying one. where can we verify any of this? internets/life d00dz0r Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goonstock Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 and when did old man get punched in the face 3 times? lies video durnt lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awesomeperson Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 Just keeps on giving... http://deadspin.com/5474034/bus-fightin-man-already-an-oakland-legend?skyline=true&s=i So this about the "I am a Motherfucker guy" on the Oakland bus. I saw this cat that day. Here's what he was up to just before the incident: So I'm waiting on the NL bus to San Francisco on the corner of Fruitvale and MacArthur in East Oakland (not ghetto East Oakland). It's a good neighborhood. Anyway, it's a beautiful day and I had to go to work. So I arrive at the bus stop at 1:35pm. The bus leaves at 1:45pm. The weather is gorgeous. Not a lot of people out. A sleepy day. There are three Mexican kids at the bus stop as well. The kind of kids that try so damn hard to be street but just can't quite pull it off: "nigga" this, "nigga" that, "ya feel me". It was funny, yet a little sad. So out of nowhere I see this cat in a Santa Claus Silver beard come bombastically walking towards the bus stop. This cat was LOUD. He walks up to the kids and it looked for a second as they might have been getting off on the wrong foot but it was just that they were got a kick out of his "I am a Motherfucker" shirt. When I saw it, I laughed too. IAAMF guy pulls out a pack of generic menthol 100's cigarettes and gives one to the 3 Mexican kids to share. Then he puts on a show. He telling everybody how hard he is (in a funny/jovial way). I believed him. He's yelling how he got his ass beat by 6 Black guys in Chicago for wearing an A's hat. It was in the bathroom and while he was pissing, he got hit over the head with a bottle. He also talked about the time he got beat up by the cops in NYC and that's why he was yelling at the "pig" OPD who was across the street in his patrol car. The Mexican kids were loving it. I kinda was too. He then goes on about how "high" he is and that he just "smoked some of the best shit in town". Then he talked about (when I say "talk", I mean very loud almost yelling) wanting to get "some pussy". I laughed and he walks over and gives me a high five. He goes on to say that he's hung like a mule and that "even guys want to suck my dick". I believed THAT. This is all great street theater. So it's about 3-5 minutes before the bus comes and he spots this cat across the street. This guy is a famous shoe-shiner in the City. I know the guy. IAAMF guy yells and runs across the street. He almost got killed in the process as he didn't look both ways and seriously ALMOST got hit. I'm thinking this guy really is a MOTHERFUCKER. Apparently IAAMF didn't have enough money for the $4 transbay fare (I know, rip off) so he got some cash from shoe-shine guy. I guess they "go back 20 years man". That Brown Bag that you see on the bus that the ghetto kids say "let's go through it" was actually IAAMF guy's buddy's bag. Yes he had a friend. His friend never said a word and he didn't have his bus fare either. So when the bus came IAAMF guy couldn't get on it. My guess: They scrounged some bus fare and hopped the next bus. In closing, in The Town you have a lot of these young/not so young black kids that fuck with white people on the bus. Not just any white guy but white guys that seem vulnerable to them. Just the other day there was this guy that looked like Tug Speedman's character in Tropic Thunder. The mentally challenged guy. He got fucked with on the bus. It wasn't cool. There is also a "slow guy" that's a neighborhood guy whom I've seen get fucked with. I think this guy and his crew thought IAAMF guy was an easy target too hence the "beat his white ass" remark. You never know who you're fucking with. That cat had it coming to him. Thanks for your time, Chuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 In closing, in The Town you have a lot of these young/not so young black kids that fuck with white people on the bus. Not just any white guy but white guys that seem vulnerable to them. Well that's cool, as long as it's just out of prejudice and not racism. Or something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awepittance Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 wow this whole time i thought this happened in san francisco, but it happened in my town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted February 21, 2010 Share Posted February 21, 2010 Aw, he's a crazy old bastard, but he's kind of cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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