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ok watmm. need to buy new shoes, but i'm absolutely no idea what i'm after and need some help.

recommend me some nice looking/ comfortable shoes, yeah? kthanks:)

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go outside. make way to nearest shoe retail location. enter shoe retailer. observe shoes. decide which shoe most enjoyed whilst observing and retrieve. replace said shoe in women's eveningwear section. locate men's area. observe shoes. retrieve pair of brown shoes with laces. establish size correlation with feet. indicate to vendor willingness to depart with exchange collateral for shoe ownership rights. hand over exchange collateral. receive shoes. exit shoe retail location. return to place of residence.

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i do it a bit like this

1.) go to shoe store

2.) look around

3.) exclaim "OH THOSE ARE CUTE I LIKE THOSE!"

4.) try them on

5.) if they fit well, look at price. if not, go back to step #2.

6.) purchase or don't, depending

try this. you may replace "cute" with the manly adjective of your choice.

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1. Walk into the forest barefoot.

2. Find moss.

3. Find a dear.

4. Slay the dear.

5. Skin the dear.

6. Eat the moss.

7. Remove your clothes.

8. Wear the dear skin.

9. You are now a manimal.

10. Go to the shoe store.

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How punny.

 

ok watmm. need to buy new shoes, but i'm absolutely no idea what i'm after and need some help.

recommend me some nice looking/ comfortable shoes, yeah? kthanks:)

 

I used to go into stores and buy shoes, but I rarely ever find something I like nowadays. I'm not sure if this will work in Australia, but I really like this site:

 

http://www.6pm.com

 

They have really good deals on shoes. Other than that, I just order online because it comes out to about the same price, and I know I'll get a design I like.

 

http://draven.com/

 

I'm a big fan of Draven at the moment.

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Last pair i got ver' cheaply in La Paz, Bolivia. Pair before that I inherited from my cousin -old white reeboks- he'd had them for 5 years.

 

"I say beware of all enterprises that require new clothes. If there is not a new man, how can the new clothes be made to fit? If you have any enterprises before you , try it in your old clothes." Henry David Throeau

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