Braintree Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 I wear skinny jeans and ride a bike, but I don't have any of those items on the list. My bookshelf has a shit ton of comics on it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted April 27, 2011 Author Share Posted April 27, 2011 Just to clarify, I was being ironic when I posted this. I really couldn't give a shit about hipsters. I think they only exist now because theyve been catagorised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spike Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 just to make this evident, THIS IS A REAL GUIDE TO BEING A HIPSTER!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxus Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 dont play it real until it gets real Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscillik Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 i am playing Kraftwerk on my turntable right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Npoess Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 I've dreamed of this day all my life.. I'm finally a hipser. thank you http://www.avaloncommunities.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 1. yes 2. yes 3. yes 4. describe "classic" 5. no 6. no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 I don't live in an apartment neither - totally off the hook eat it, hipsters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Calx Sherbet Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 even if i did, i don't think i'd want any of that except for the taxidermy. how is it hipster to want a massive grizzly in your living room? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 *washes face in due* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 I have obscure records, but nothing to play them on. DOUBLE POINTS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 all except 5 and 6 for me. (got an acoustic guitar if that counts for anything?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soloman Tump Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 1. Yes - but my oldest record is from the 80s. 2. No 3. No 4. No 5. No 6. No And I dont wear a scarf. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Root5 Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 I once glued a cormorant's spin to my front door. Does that make me a hipster? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scrambled Ears Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 i guess ive been a hipster since i got my wild boar head when i was twelve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halisray Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 I have classic literature but it doesn't take over my library. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beerwolf Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 Don't ever put the word Hipster and Black Sabbath together in the same sentence. The 2 don't mix. Ever. This fucking hipster shit all started with The Strokes. Anorexic, skinny, anemic, poofy, rich kids walking around in metrosexual gear. Looking and acting poncey. Tell me what the fuck that has to do with 4 working class blokes, from a depressing industrial shit hole in England, tuning up and making The Blues sound totaly Cast-Iron Black? In other words The primordial soup of any hipsters nightmares. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDobalina Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 All no except (1) but technicsally I have 2 turntables + a mixer. So yeah, no. Mrs. Dob and I went to an Of Montreal show at our local venue earlier this week - some fantastic hipster plumage on display both in the crowd and onstage. I think every member of their opening act had something to offer, especially the backwoodsman-bearded guitarist wearing suspenders (unsuspended of course) and the 6'4" / 120 lb. bassist with skinny everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terpentintollwut Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 I only got Taxidermy srsly, look Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 1. yes 2. yes, but nothing on the walls 3. yes 4. yes 5. yes 6. no, but could easily arrange this I'd be 83.33% hipster, but I don't live in an apartment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KY Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 yeah, it sounds like this list was written by some dumb white secretary bitch. #4 makes it seem like she thinks books are generally hip. might as well put a fucking soul patch as #7. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tht tne Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 on another forum i go to this guy makes threads "would you nail these hipster chicks?" with #1s, think that would be tight in a former watmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 i'd love to be a hipster. i have everything mentioned in the article except for books and taxidermy. though my fashion sense isn't at all hipster-esque. maybe i should work on that because hipster girls are fucking hot, i'm not going to deny that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehauntingsoul Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 I don't like being laughed at for fitting into a cultural stereotype so I do everything in my power to be uncategorizable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 I failed in the book category but am clear in all others...I only own Naked Lunch out of that collection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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