Guest jasondonervan Posted October 15, 2012 Share Posted October 15, 2012 The office at work this morning is freezing cold, thanks to the air-con running at full blast for no apparent reason. Even though it's a brisk autumnal morning, it's milder outside than in here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
logakght Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 (edited) Boredom, to me, is like a fucking cancer infecting all aspects of life. I start to feel useless, dumb, ugly, and what is worse is that the more I get bored the less I'd start to do something. I hate it and I hope geneticists, someday in the future, find a way to remove the fucking boredom gene from our DNA. Edited October 16, 2012 by logakght Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 zole, world's most first world problem right there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 if you're bored, you're boring, that's all i know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
logakght Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 (IMO) Boredom is a modern construct. A result of the speeding up of life, overstimulation, too many things constantly demanding our attention which create a void when they're not there. It's only when you expect to be doing something all the time that you start feeling bored when you're not. Our distant ancestors experienced no such thing, they could just sit in silence and feel time flow over them. That's my yoda for the day. dope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 i've had a headache for three days that i suspect has something to do with benzodiazepines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 I can't masturbate cause I'm in class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 (IMO) Boredom is a modern construct. A result of the speeding up of life, overstimulation, too many things constantly demanding our attention which create a void when they're not there. It's only when you expect to be doing something all the time that you start feeling bored when you're not. Our distant ancestors experienced no such thing, they could just sit in silence and feel time flow over them. That's my yoda for the day. agreed, that's a very good way to put it. It's all relative. I can't masturbate cause I'm in class. who made that rule? Just tug it discretely or rub it on the leg of your desk. You can get away with it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 it's hard to be discreet when you've slimed your pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uptown devil Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 first world solution: laminate the inside of your pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 you should patent that now. I bet you could make a million in Japan alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 Please remember to tape your pant cuffs, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 Please remember to tape your pant cuffs, though. *Imagines Hammer pants laminated on the inside* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 better idea than a cumbox, I guess. dick in a box? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 Lamination can be safely tucked into socks. Be sure to have drainage and rubber shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foresense Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 my huge soundcloud following of 3900+ consists mostly of douchebags or at least completely random people who don't really care at all, because I was "soundclouder of the day" once, a year ago. it's kind of funny browsing through all the names though. I dunno I'm just rolling with it but I feel strange about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted October 18, 2012 Share Posted October 18, 2012 Because I'm unfamiliar with the term "stacking it" and the Australian PM I just imagined someone vaguely Clinton-like giving it to some poor woman while a group of important looking men in suits observe from their seats... which would be a pretty crazy thing to see in any paper. (I'm supposing now that the Australian PM is the woman, who is drunk and face down? I like my initial interpretation better.) My good coffee ran out and I'm stuck drinking my disgusting back-up Nabob coffee that I was complaining about earlier in the thread. I really don't understand how this shit has remained on the shelves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted October 18, 2012 Share Posted October 18, 2012 It seemed to be news here too. I think it was in the paper today. God knows why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghOsty Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 (edited) Girlfriend bought a new catfood brand for her cat this week, and today the thing has the most god awful smelling shits ever. We have a self-cleaning litterbox that we keep in the closet of our entryway and I can still smell it in the living room. It's gag-inducing. If this keeps up beyond this weekend I'm making her go buy the old brand again. *sprays febreeze generously into the air* Edited October 19, 2012 by ghOsty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 Girlfriend bought a new catfood brand for her cat this week, and today the thing has the most god awful smelling shits ever. We have a self-cleaning litterbox that we keep in the closet of our entryway and I can still smell it in the living room. It's gag-inducing. If this keeps up beyond this weekend I'm making her go buy the old brand again. *sprays febreeze generously into the air* i think this happens to all cats when you change their food up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 Ahh catpoo, you really know why they evolved to bury it once you've smelled it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 (edited) The only thing in the world that hates the smell of my cat's shit more than I do is my cat He looks like he wants to kill himself after shitting and runs into the bathroom every ten minutes to see if the smell has disappeared Edited October 19, 2012 by baph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 Oh man, don't even get me started on cat shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 I'm lucky enough to not have to deal with shits from the kitties at the moment. They are well trained. The fattest one of the two eats extremely quickly and doesn't seem to chew. Little bugger was sick at the top of the stairs Wednesday night while I was in bed. The smell was vile. Having to put it into a bag was even worse when I felt the warmness of it seeping through to my hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kakapo Posted October 19, 2012 Share Posted October 19, 2012 I've just had a bout of norovirus (thanks Brixton academy you shithole), and though now recovered, every pre pump sphincter tingling is accompanied by the fear of a wet fart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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