ambermonk Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 the best are those that are telling you that with liking the picture you show a big respect or mercy to shown person... uuuuuuggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest isaki Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 what exactly is the message in that bbq thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 that women need to stop abusing men. its getting out of hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaartenVC Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 BBQ RULES: We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman. Here comes the important part: (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. (6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery. (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat Important again: (8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. (9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table. (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes And most important of all: (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women. I would give it my 'thumbs up' for dis-/approval. Actually why not just skip step 5 and 8... yeah... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 They forgot the bits where the man has to clean the grill in the morning, mow the lawn they will be standing on, trim the hedges and go and pick up the LPG tank refill. And importantly where he works all week while so they can afford the planned bbQ, while the wife sits at home watching dr. phil and eating bon bons (the kids are being babysat by the local school using taxes gathered from the guys working). So all in all it balances out, everyone has their specialties, and shouldn't be so uptight about what should be a nice weekend activity, not another excuse for pointless resentment and petty point scoring. ;-] :: [-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmanyo Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 they forgot part where the man watch all of neon genesis evangelion and analyze carefully, evaluate inner motive of characters + secret origin of all prophesies + EVA, fantasize lick asuka breast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 that man has no wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 A genius compared to an idiot who can't tell the difference between "your" and "you're". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 FFS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Member Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 fucking lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 I assure you it is from my fb news feed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest isaki Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 no one could have posted that. come on. you can tell it's real by the heavy jpeg compression Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 i just reposted that on my facebook. excellent stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 facebook really brings out the narcissists doesnt it'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted May 8, 2013 Share Posted May 8, 2013 "My workday took an unexpected turn when an errant duck and her seven ducklings wandered through our busy parking lot. I ended up spending half an hour chasing them away from the highway and into a small pond and, with the help of a coworker, even recovered an eighth duckling that had gotten separated from the rest of the group and reunited it with its mother. As a result the other reps in my department have rechristened me the Duck Whisperer. Okay" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 (regarding the pic Madame posted)Only a complete idiot could have come up with something like that and be sincere about it. Their substituting of the words "you" and "for" for the abbreviations "u" and "4" respectively would certainly be evidence to their idiocy though. They are short words to begin with, so I fail to see how they necessitate any abbreviation at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 I just assumed those were Prince lyrics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tauhid Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 "Week 9 - Day 60 ¯\(シ)/¯!! — at 24 Hour Fitness - Santa Monica, CA." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Atom Dowry Firth Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 This popped up in my news feed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Npoess Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 FFS!!! Hahahaha!!!!112 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Npoess Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 2deep4me: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 2deep4me: lol someone posted that shit in my feed too. Here's one I saw all night that made me want to unfriend at least 20 people: "OMG vampire diaries tonight was insane!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terpentintollwut Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 i dont get it, whats funny about giraffes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triachus Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 "Please, let us post whatever we want, and not your kind" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 "Please, let us post whatever we want, and not your kind" If religion were some inert thing like alien abductees or palm-reading then yeah absolutely everyone should live and let live. But religion tries to inject itself education, politics etc so IMO it's fair game to challenge it at any and every turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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