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First and foremost I'd like to say big ups to Jah

 

And of course none of this would have been possible if I had any friends or a proper job

 

(I blame my upbringing)

 

 

 

 

I'd like to Thank Joyrex and all the mods for being so attractive and talented

 

I literally couldn't have done this without you

 

 

 

 

I'd like to thank hard drugs for numbing the sadness that festers deep inside of me

 

Like bile that slowly erodes the esophageal membrane

 

Until the frigid hand of Death doth clutch thy arid breast

 

And deliver it to sweet Oblivion

 

 

 

And I guess now is probably as good a time as ever to announce my allegiance to Satan

 

(sorry Jah :sad: )

 

If being evil is wrong I don't want to be right

 

 

 

 

I'd like to thank RDJ

 

For providing meaning to this otherwise-meaningless Universe

 

At night I often lie awake

 

gazing out into the night sky wondering

 

what his hair smells like

 

 

 

 

And most of all I'd like to thank the WATMM community

 

which has shown me that

 

devoting your life to a bunch of bleeps and bloops

 

Is some truly depressing shit.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Praise Jah Satan,

 

 

-LimpyLoo

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hey limpy, i know we dont see eye to eye on pretty much anything, but sometimes you say stuff that's funny. and i respect that

making a guy you dont know at all laugh is a power that a robot could never have

maybe thats why they envy us and know they must destroy us

and eventually will

 

also i have no life so in that way we are..

well, both losers i guess

 

and one time i gave satan my soul through an internet website, in exchange for money and hos which i never got

 

i guess what i'm trying to say here is, happy birthday loopyloo!

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hey limpy, i know we dont see eye to eye on pretty much anything, but sometimes you say stuff that's funny. and i respect that

making a guy you dont know at all laugh is a power that a robot could never have

maybe thats why they envy us and know they must destroy us

and eventually will

 

also i have no life so in that way we are..

well, both losers i guess

 

and one time i gave satan my soul through an internet website, in exchange for money and hos which i never got

 

i guess what i'm trying to say here is, happy birthday loopyloo!

 

 

Perhaps in another life we could have been friends

 

lovers, even

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Congrats to Limpy. Your posts are literally the only thing that stop me from killing myself on a regular basis.

 

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"*mumblemumble* goddarn newcummer, al dem pos's"

 

Enter Stage Right: members since '05:

 

"*mumblemumble* Goshdarn noob, bitchin' about amoun' tof udder goshdarn noobs' pos's."

 

COBRATS! :sorcerer:

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Perhaps in another life we could have been friends

 

lovers, even

yeah

OR maybe in this life we are actually alter egos of each other. maybe we are the same guy with a multiple personality schitzorder

and we post in here with dupe accounts

and have everyone fooled

even US...

:ohmy:

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Perhaps in another life we could have been friends

 

lovers, even

yeah

OR maybe in this life we are actually alter egos of each other. maybe we are the same guy with a multiple personality schitzorder

and we post in here with dupe accounts

and have everyone fooled

even US...

:ohmy:

 

Or maybe we were both put on this Earth

 

to annoy Kakapo

 

and to make his depressed frustrated life even worse.

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Perhaps in another life we could have been friends

 

lovers, even

yeah

OR maybe in this life we are actually alter egos of each other. maybe we are the same guy with a multiple personality schitzorder

and we post in here with dupe accounts

and have everyone fooled

even US...

:ohmy:

 

Or maybe we were both put on this Earth

 

to annoy kakapo

 

and to make his depressed frustrated life even worse.

 

If you were a 13 year old girl, I'd find you a bit on the needy side. As an adult you're embarrassing.

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