Candiru Posted April 24, 2020 Share Posted April 24, 2020 Some people said “Chinese virus” was racist. “Eat the ass out of an anteater” really ups the ante, though. I would not be surprised if Trump abruptly shits himself during a briefing and Pence improvises by pretending it’s chocolate pudding(plus he’s hungry for shit) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nebraska Posted April 24, 2020 Author Share Posted April 24, 2020 (edited) 51 minutes ago, Candiru said: Some people said “Chinese virus” was racist. “Eat the ass out of an anteater” really ups the ante, though. I would not be surprised if Trump abruptly shits himself during a briefing and Pence improvises by pretending it’s chocolate pudding(plus he’s hungry for shit) according to CDC guidelines "rimming (mouth on anus) can spread covid-19" because the virus has been detected in feces- so if he was going to do that- hopefully someone would point out the risk involved during this time Edited April 24, 2020 by Nebraska 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milkface Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 In a successful attempt to own you libtards, I injected bleach into my gonads twice yesterday and I already feel fantastic. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingformung Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/21/us/politics/coronavirus-protests-trump.html https://www.salon.com/2020/04/20/astroturf-gun-rights-activists-and-prominent-gop-donors-push-protests-of-coronavirus-restrictions/ https://www.salon.com/2020/04/16/trumps-tea-party-are-right-wing-open-the-country-protests-an-astroturf-operation/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwmbrancity Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 (edited) 15 hours ago, Nebraska said: according to CDC guidelines "rimming (mouth on anus) can spread covid-19" because the virus has been detected in feces Edited April 25, 2020 by cwmbrancity 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milkface Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 Rimming convention now postponed due to COVID. Sad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignatius Posted April 25, 2020 Share Posted April 25, 2020 yesterday trump fled the press briefing w/o speaking or taking any questions. such a fucking douchebag. nice to see him scurry off away from the press back into his tv hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignatius Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 He is starting to remind me of that episode of Band of Brothers where Lt. Dike is supposed to be leading the company but he's often nowhere to be seen, and when they finally get into battle he turns into a quivering mess. Except there isn't anyone to relieve him of command and he's unwilling to listen to people that know more than him. Anyway, sounds like he's starting to crack. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 (edited) www.washingtonpost.com/us-policy/2020/04/24/trump-postal-service-loan-treasury/ Yet again, this guy has hit a new low. When I first heard about this, my thoughts went straight to all of the individuals and small businesses that rely on the postal service and how fucking catastrophic it will be for them if they get priced out of their current expenses. Clearly, he probably sees this as a bold move to finally privatize the USPS, but I’m sure I’m not alone with relatives that depend on the usps for access to their already-insanely-overpriced medications, for a start. What’s more, this is how he treats postal workers that are already risking their lives. The guy is a fucking psychopath. Edited April 26, 2020 by J3FF3R00 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignatius Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 32 minutes ago, J3FF3R00 said: www.washingtonpost.com/us-policy/2020/04/24/trump-postal-service-loan-treasury/ Yet again, this guy has hit a new low. When I first heard about this, my thoughts went straight to all of the individuals and small businesses that rely on the postal service and how fucking catastrophic it will be for them if they get priced out of their current expenses. Clearly, he probably sees this as a bold move to finally privatize the USPS, but I’m sure I’m not alone with relatives that depend on the usps for access to their already-insanely-overpriced medications, for a start. What’s more, this is how he treats postal workers that are already risking their lives. The guy is a fucking psychopath. this will disproportionally effect rural areas as well. he's trying to penalize amazon as well because of the washington post/bezos. so if he can get USPS to raise its prices it'll cost amazon more money to ship things.. even though they have fulfillment centers everywhere and use UPS and their own drivers/contractors a lot. trump again missing the point of things.. and ignorant of the big picture. he's going to further penalize his own base. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignatius Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 gets quite lush... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 10 hours ago, ignatius said: this will disproportionally effect rural areas as well. he's trying to penalize amazon as well because of the washington post/bezos. so if he can get USPS to raise its prices it'll cost amazon more money to ship things.. even though they have fulfillment centers everywhere and use UPS and their own drivers/contractors a lot. trump again missing the point of things.. and ignorant of the big picture. he's going to further penalize his own base. I’m 100% certain that he’s never personally had to use the postal service once in his entire life either, so I imagine he fails to understand it’s relevance. We should all write him a “fuck you” post card. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nebraska Posted April 27, 2020 Author Share Posted April 27, 2020 hope this quote ends up in science books for future generations to have a guideline of how problems are solved 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignatius Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 17 hours ago, J3FF3R00 said: I’m 100% certain that he’s never personally had to use the postal service once in his entire life either, so I imagine he fails to understand it’s relevance. We should all write him a “fuck you” post card. he also thought you need ID to go to the grocery store. https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/14/politics/fact-check-trump-groceries-id-voter-fraud/index.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nebraska Posted April 27, 2020 Author Share Posted April 27, 2020 11 minutes ago, ignatius said: he also thought you need ID to go to the grocery store. the stable thinking here is that if you make ID's compulsory at the grocery store- illegals won't be able to get their groceries. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Candiru Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 Is he the solution? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 He's gonna piledrive us to victory. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 (edited) Dilated pupils Edited April 28, 2020 by Candiru 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ignatius Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 (edited) 32 minutes ago, Candiru said: Dilated pupils holy shit. does he hello everybody? or i love everybody? lol. he looks plastered. was this today? after watching it several times he says "i love everybody".. wtf.. dude is so high Edited April 28, 2020 by ignatius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 2 minutes ago, ignatius said: holy shit. does he hello everybody? or i love everybody? lol. he looks plastered. was this today? It's today and he's saying "hello everybody." I wonder how long the administration can keep this up? Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kloffy Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 7 minutes ago, Candiru said: It's today and he's saying "hello everybody." I wonder how long the administration can keep this up? Surely this is the appropriate Mr Burns to post here: 2 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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